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Old 12-26-2013, 07:03 PM   #9771 (permalink)
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master the art of stealthy sex obviously!
Tried that once already. And then there was this incident.
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Old 12-26-2013, 07:21 PM   #9772 (permalink)
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

im guessing your house isn't good for sneaky sexy times? some houses are better than others.

old houses with large open spaces and few corners = ur gonna get caught kid
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:41 PM   #9773 (permalink)
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im guessing your house isn't good for sneaky sexy times? some houses are better than others.

old houses with large open spaces and few corners = ur gonna get caught kid


This house is a 1940's open concept 5 level back split building... so nope. Pretty much every room is within earshot of some other random room lol. I love the house but the downfall is that there is a lack of privacy, unlike in houses where there's separate floors.

Combine that with my mother who hasn't exactly learned to knock properly yet, and you get the idea. The only relatively safe place is the basement (at least I thought so). Maybe also the attic, but you have to leave the ladder down.

I can't just be like "Hey, can you all leave so I can have sex?" lol.
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Old 12-26-2013, 09:08 PM   #9774 (permalink)
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This house is a 1940's open concept 5 level back split building... so nope. Pretty much every room is within earshot of some other random room lol. I love the house but the downfall is that there is a lack of privacy, unlike in houses where there's separate floors.

Combine that with my mother who hasn't exactly learned to knock properly yet, and you get the idea. The only relatively safe place is the basement (at least I thought so). Maybe also the attic, but you have to leave the ladder down.

I can't just be like "Hey, can you all leave so I can have sex?" lol.
you have a car though right? go for some "milk" and take a detour for some car sex.
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Old 12-26-2013, 09:16 PM   #9775 (permalink)
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you have a car though right? go for some "milk" and take a detour for some car sex.
Can't. There's a fallen tree blocking the driveway that the city hasn't picked up yet. Would be a great suggestion otherwise!
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car sex bad.... been caught a few times by hobos.
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Old 12-26-2013, 09:24 PM   #9777 (permalink)
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car sex bad.... been caught a few times by hobos.
Not to mention it's cramped.
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I have never had sex in a car. i think driving a motorcycle does not help. Would think the little handles on top of the doors would be super useful though.
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I have never had sex in a car. i think driving a motorcycle does not help. Would think the little handles on top of the doors would be super useful though.
Nah, car sex is overrated.
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