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Old 11-27-2013, 07:19 PM   #9741 (permalink)
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right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the circular part down to the bottom of my shaft. Then masturbated.
It actually worked, although it wasn't 100% my cock was much firmer and harder than it'd been.
Although it was quite vascular as well. Like one of my veins looked like it was going to pop and it started to hurt a little. Is this normal with cock rings or improvised ones in my case?
Don't want to have an internal dick eruption with one of my veins.
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:35 PM   #9742 (permalink)
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I'm so glad I don't have a penis, but am annoyed that I have a ****ed up reproductive system.
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:38 PM   #9743 (permalink)
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right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the circular part down to the bottom of my shaft. Then masturbated.
It actually worked, although it wasn't 100% my cock was much firmer and harder than it'd been.
Although it was quite vascular as well. Like one of my veins looked like it was going to pop and it started to hurt a little. Is this normal with cock rings or improvised ones in my case?
Don't want to have an internal dick eruption with one of my veins.
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:03 PM   #9744 (permalink)
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do those things actually work? And where would I get one?



Like, even when I masturbate I don't get a hard/firm erection. Like haven't had one in ages.
How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:24 PM   #9745 (permalink)
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How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.
how come you're not giving him your expertise on cock rings
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:26 PM   #9746 (permalink)
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how come you're not giving him your expertise on cock rings
USPS has been having problems and I have not been able to try it out yet. Hopefuly I will pick it up and test it tomorrow.
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:29 PM   #9747 (permalink)
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USPS has been having problems and I have not been able to try it out yet. Hopefuly I will pick it up and test it tomorrow.
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Old 11-30-2013, 02:10 AM   #9748 (permalink)
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I'm shy to do the sex.
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Old 11-30-2013, 09:57 AM   #9749 (permalink)
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How are you even having sex with a semi? If I try that I am just constantly falling out and having trouble even entering in the first place.
Sometimes it helps if you just spend more time on your girl.
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