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Old 11-24-2013, 11:19 PM   #9681 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2013, 11:24 PM   #9682 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2013, 12:35 AM   #9683 (permalink)
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You had to wear underwear for 2 days!? Scandalous!

50$ is too little, I say. You can't even buy anything good for 50$. Except beer maybe. 50$ worth of beer is actually a pretty sweet amount of beer.







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Old 11-25-2013, 12:49 AM   #9684 (permalink)
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Really? Stop being a pussy about a one nighter and wash your pillows and sheets
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Old 11-25-2013, 09:07 AM   #9686 (permalink)
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You had to wear underwear for 2 days!? Scandalous!

50$ is too little, I say. You can't even buy anything good for 50$. Except beer maybe. 50$ worth of beer is actually a pretty sweet amount of beer.







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I think most girls charge like 15-20 for theirs idk

You can buy a lot of lovely things for 50 dollars! but I probably bought a tonne of poppy seeds
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Old 11-25-2013, 03:27 PM   #9687 (permalink)
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Oh my god.
This boy that I am with makes me feel like I've never felt before.
We are just so compatible...
He makes me feel safe and warm.
I wish he lived closer and we could be together more.
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Old 11-25-2013, 04:10 PM   #9688 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:15 PM   #9689 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2013, 10:33 PM   #9690 (permalink)
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I washed my sheets. I hope you're all happy.
Moving in on the magical 10 for Christmas now. I've had sex with 9 girls since I moved to Uni, no.10 is the aim. Will it happen tomorrow? Or today? Or next month?
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