The Sexual Experience Thread

FETCHER. · 11-24-2013, 11:36 AM

I used to find you attractive.

14232949 · 11-24-2013, 11:43 AM

Have you seen the prices in the washing room? £2.20 for a spin cycle!? Must be conservative with my washing.

Burning Down · 11-24-2013, 11:44 AM

Time for rubber sheets dude.

Dr_Rez · 11-24-2013, 11:45 AM

Yea that is pretty disgusting. And by that I mean as a guy I will stretch my sheets lifespan out as long as humanly possible so I understand. Regardless though, Id rather sleep on just the mattress.

Burning Down · 11-24-2013, 11:47 AM

I guess the idea that men don't clean their bed linens regularly is quite true.

djchameleon · 11-24-2013, 05:33 PM

Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.

Sequoioideae · 11-24-2013, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

From my experiences, no girl has ever been that funny about my ***. I think the consensus is that the sooner they swallow it and get it out the way, the sooner they can get to sleep.
Most opt for the direct mouth shot because sometimes it takes a while to yank it out onto their faces and there's the awkward tongue out in anticipation post as I'm trying to rub one out onto them.

I think if I were a girl, I'd swallow ***. I had a girl over friday and she came. My bed sheets were all wet and sticky. It's 5:30 two days after and I'm in bed and still haven't washed the sheets. I have hit new unhygienic levels

Can I come over to your flat and rub my dick on your sheets? Dirty sheets soiled by sex juice is my ultimate fetish.

Burning Down · 11-24-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Yeah **** that. No sheets is better than laying on dirty sheets.

I hate laying on just the mattress. Feels super weird! My sheets and blankets get washed regularly so I don't have to do this, lol.

Paul Smeenus · 11-24-2013, 06:04 PM

Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO

Burning Down · 11-24-2013, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Very little on earth feels as comfortable and cozy as clean bedding. Very little (short of actual physical harm) feels worse than dirty sheets and pillowcases.

Same could be said of underwear and socks IMO

Who the **** doesn't wash their underwear? Ughhhhhhhh

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Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	Yea that is pretty disgusting. And by that I mean as a guy I will stretch my sheets lifespan out as long as humanly possible so I understand. Regardless though, Id rather sleep on just the mattress. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

11-24-2013, 11:43 AM	#9662 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Have you seen the prices in the washing room? £2.20 for a spin cycle!? Must be conservative with my washing.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Time for rubber sheets dude.

11-24-2013, 11:47 AM	#9665 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I guess the idea that men don't clean their bed linens regularly is quite true.