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Old 11-19-2013, 12:26 PM   #9621 (permalink)
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That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)
Just bought one at my local sex shop, will report back.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:46 PM   #9622 (permalink)
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Extent of my sexual experiences was getting a handjob in a cinema a few years ago. The film was ****.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:51 PM   #9623 (permalink)
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Extent of my sexual experiences was getting a handjob in a cinema a few years ago. The film was ****.
Something doesn't compute. A handjob would make Battlefield Earth worth watching.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:53 PM   #9624 (permalink)
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Something doesn't compute. A handjob would make Battlefield Earth worth watching.
It made Rush worth watching. That movie sucked.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:56 PM   #9625 (permalink)
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Something doesn't compute. A handjob would make Battlefield Earth worth watching.
There was something about having to look at Tom Cruise's face while it was happening that ruined the experience a little.
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:02 PM   #9626 (permalink)
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Weirdly enough I gave my first handjob in the cinema

it was Napoleon Dynamite tho lmao
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:19 PM   #9627 (permalink)
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There was something about having to look at Tom Cruise's face while it was happening that ruined the experience a little.
What movie was it?
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:24 PM   #9628 (permalink)
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What movie was it?
Risky Business.
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:26 PM   #9629 (permalink)
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What movie was it?
It was the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie Knight and Day. Sometimes it comes on TV and I can't bring myself to watch it.
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It was the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie Knight and Day. Sometimes it comes on TV and I can't bring myself to watch it.
I saw that movie at a drive-in theatre when it came out. And drive-ins are still sex-central so
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