:rofl:

<< total newbie

but i get the general gist. care to elaborate? xD (jk!)

I've wandered my way in here.
Now what?

Start giving us juicy details.

I'm pretty vanilla. :(

No this is pretty Vanilla

http://www.musicbanter.com/avatars/7...ine=1243220308

you're Mouchois

So you don't do anal or what?

wtf does that even mean?

I bet chocolate is code for anal, not vanilla

I do anal. :o:
It means that I'm not overly experienced in the matter of sex.

Now every male on the forum tries to make subtle comments but don't realise this is a forum and actually they're making sledgehammer blows of the lewd and crude. Welcome to the internet.


To be honest if your opinion and enjoyment of sex is so exclusive as to only encompass missionary with the occasional bit of doggy and a general ignorance of foreplay this may not be the thread for you. I do, however, find it hard to believe that anybody over the age of 18 has no embarrassing/interesting/funny stories to tell, nor a general opinion on what's good an what's bad even if it is just to say "I don't like blindfolds, gags, I don't like being tied up, I'm not cool with a spanking and if you try to make me suck your **** I'll more likely bite it off. P.S. I burn bras on a weekend in between taking photographs of my armpit hair."