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Paul Smeenus 11-13-2013 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1384174)
Of STD's. Not condoms. Don't be the Pope.

http://0.tqn.com/d/cameras/1/0/g/3/wellduh.jpg

Burning Down 11-13-2013 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1384174)
Of STD's. Not condoms. Don't be the Pope.
lol @ the pope being mentioned in the sex thread.

The Batlord 11-13-2013 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1384184)
lol @ the pope being mentioned in the sex thread.
Would totally fuck.


http://media.salon.com/2013/03/pope_francis.jpg

Paul Smeenus 11-13-2013 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1384187)


http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/...f40b970b-800wi

Sansa Stark 11-13-2013 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1384080)
I was 16. This girl was trying to give me a handjob in the woods it was cold.
My first handjob.
My penis was totally dry. It just wasn't working and she wouldn't put my penis in her mouth and I was sorta into hygiene at that naive point in my life and didn't like the whole spitting thing.
She had a 500ml bottle of Cola. In my infinite wisdom, I assumed that would help wet my dick and I could just finish and get it over with.
Nope, it just made my bellend horribly sticky and smelly. Never again. So stupid.
Judging by recent events, this wasn't naive of you at all...

Scarlett O'Hara 11-13-2013 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1384156)
A condom. I've only ever heard it used once, but it was hilarious and I think it should be spread.
You guys really need to use condoms. Just until you and your girlfriend/boyfriend gets tested for STI's.

Sequoioideae 11-13-2013 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1384187)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/827421d60...zwobo1_250.gif

The Batlord 11-14-2013 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae (Post 1384264)
What's that from? Something tells me it's awesome.

Sansa Stark 11-14-2013 01:57 PM
Probably some crazy Japanese ****?

Also that reminds me I saw this one Japanese game show where the objective was that a gay dude was supposed to make a straight porn star cum

What the **** Japan

The Batlord 11-14-2013 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1384437)
Probably some crazy Japanese ****?

Also that reminds me I saw this one Japanese game show where the objective was that a gay dude was supposed to make a straight porn star cum

What the **** Japan
Wait, and they put this on TV? How was this supposed to work? I have to assume he was to perform actual sex acts upon the man, but how could they do that on TV? I know Japan is Japan but they still have harsh rules about genitalia on camera so they can't be that permissive.


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