The Sexual Experience Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Sexual Experience Thread The Sexual Experience Thread
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 954 of 1135 « First 454854904944952953 954 95595696410041054 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-12-2013, 08:22 PM   #9531 (permalink)
The Big Dog
 
14232949's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dulce View Post
^ it was me who messed up this thread. sorry.
Hang your head in shame. You have disappointed your parents.
14232949 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2013, 08:48 PM   #9532 (permalink)
WILDFIRE
 
Dulce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 232
Angry
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mankycaaant View Post
Hang your head in shame. You have disappointed your parents.
are you serious?
Dulce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 01:43 AM   #9533 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros
Posts: 3,234
Default
He's 1000% for real real
Sansa Stark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 05:29 AM   #9534 (permalink)
Nae wains, Great Danes.
 
FETCHER.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
Posts: 3,621
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mankycaaant View Post
actually can I build on my earlier statement.

I was completely gutted she didn't contact. I thought for sure there was an actual spark there. You know sometimes you just meet a person and there's instant chemistry. This is what that was like. Obviously not.
Why don't you contact her? In my own personal experience I have normally waited on the guy texting me because I'm really shy and don't think much of myself in those situations (I'm confident, just not at pulling guys) that could be the case with her. I asked a guy to go on a date once and he ignored my text and it seriously killed me, I vowed I would never ask a dude anywhere again. Except my boyfriend obviously. Maybe she has just had some really bad experiences. I say bite the bullet and contact her.
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Rez View Post
Keep it in your pants scottie.
FETCHER. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 05:41 AM   #9535 (permalink)
A.B.N.
 
djchameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by FETCHER. View Post
Why don't you contact her?
He can't do that because he was cocky and confident. He decided to leave his number and doesn't have hers.
__________________
Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You're a terrible dictionary.
djchameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 08:38 AM   #9536 (permalink)
The Big Dog
 
14232949's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
Default
What DJ said Kay. I don't have a contact number for her, and I'm not going to creepily stalk her down on facebook and send a message, as that's only going to weird her out.
I guess if I see her about, I'll try make conversation but it looks like a non-starter.
14232949 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 10:01 AM   #9537 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros
Posts: 3,234
Default
What's the dumbest thing you lot have used for lube?

Lmao I had the brilliant idea to use baby shampoo last night. It was for my ass tho, I don't think he noticed but holy **** did it ****ing burn
Sansa Stark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 10:26 AM   #9538 (permalink)
Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: So-Cal
Posts: 3,752
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sansa Stark View Post
What's the dumbest thing you lot have used for lube?

Lmao I had the brilliant idea to use baby shampoo last night. It was for my ass tho, I don't think he noticed but holy **** did it ****ing burn
No more tears? LOL
FRED HALE SR. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 10:30 AM   #9539 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros
Posts: 3,234
Default
LOLLLL

rude
Sansa Stark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2013, 10:39 AM   #9540 (permalink)
The Big Dog
 
14232949's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,989
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sansa Stark View Post
What's the dumbest thing you lot have used for lube?

Lmao I had the brilliant idea to use baby shampoo last night. It was for my ass tho, I don't think he noticed but holy **** did it ****ing burn
Tried using coca cola once. Dumb, very dumb.
14232949 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 954 of 1135 « First 454854904944952953 954 95595696410041054 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.