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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 690210)

LOL Vanilla... milk...
Know what's going to ruin your sex life?
Breastfeeding.

Cause babies bite too.

Edit...
Never mind... it'll be marriage that ruins it.

:rofl:

I know! I'm so not popping one out until I'm positive I can still maintain a sex life afterwards. Ewww now I'm thinking about a baby biting them might turn me on....EWWWW get it out of my head!!! ****ing sick.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 690214)

Haha... I don't even know what to say right now.

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 690217)

Haha... I don't even know what to say right now.

Sometimes there are just no words. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 690236)

Sometimes there are just no words. :rofl:

See? The tongue is not always the answer.
;)

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 690237)

See? The tongue is not always the answer.
;)

Then what is the answer young Jedi? :D

Um.. no words?

Sorry.. my joke failed.
:(

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 690248)

Um.. no words?

Sorry.. my joke failed.
:(

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...e-cat-fail.jpg

I still dig you. :D

So........who here has any experience with sex? *whistles*

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 694574)

So........who here has any experience with sex? *whistles*

Looks like you're alone on this one pal. I gotta go, I'm just not comfortable being alone in here with another man... sorry.

I had sex once. It was sticky and slightly gross. Never again.