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Old 11-05-2013, 06:51 AM   #9481 (permalink)
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Any tips would be appreciated, I know all guys don't like the same thing but going through a variety of stuff to test the waters can't be awful .
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:54 AM   #9482 (permalink)
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all guys will tell you variety. standard head bobbin is just boring. oral on either side doesnt seem all that complicated to me, just 1) use variety and 2) talk dirty and seem enthusiastic even if u arent lol
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:00 AM   #9483 (permalink)
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I think a lot of girls haven't had enough practice. If you have a girlfriend you can tell her what you like and don't like. Guide her during it, he can say "right there, squeeze my balls!
Oh god no! If you're squeezing your boyfriend's balls then you're doing it wrong. Just reading that made my scrotum hurt.


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Any tips would be appreciated
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:09 AM   #9484 (permalink)
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Oh god no! If you're squeezing your boyfriend's balls then you're doing it wrong. Just reading that made my scrotum hurt.
dude when was the last time you got head outside of a garage from someone other than a man? i like having my balls squeezed.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:11 AM   #9485 (permalink)
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Oh god no! If you're squeezing your boyfriend's balls then you're doing it wrong. Just reading that made my scrotum hurt.
Really? I've heard that it feels pretty good.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:12 AM   #9486 (permalink)
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Oh god no! If you're squeezing your boyfriend's balls then you're doing it wrong. Just reading that made my scrotum hurt.
it all depends on how much pressure is being used.

Sucking on them is nice but oh gawd. if the girl gets too into it and sucks on them too hard then it's painful.

Same thing with squeezing. Sometimes it's not too bad as long as they aren't squeezing too hard and just the right amount of pressure.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:16 AM   #9487 (permalink)
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sucking on balls is the weirdest thing ever, i remember describing it as "blowing a balloon backward"

kay don't do that thing they do in porn where they put it in the cheek.......i did that once trying to spice up my reg beej routine but my form was off and i ended up biting the length of his dick hahah
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:21 AM   #9488 (permalink)
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sucking on balls is the weirdest thing ever, i remember describing it as "blowing a balloon backward"

kay don't do that thing they do in porn where they put it in the cheek.......i did that once trying to spice up my reg beej routine but my form was off and i ended up biting the length of his dick hahah
This thread has taken an unfortunate turn for the worst.
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:53 AM   #9490 (permalink)
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sucking on balls is the weirdest thing ever, i remember describing it as "blowing a balloon backward"

kay don't do that thing they do in porn where they put it in the cheek.......i did that once trying to spice up my reg beej routine but my form was off and i ended up biting the length of his dick hahah
Getting your dickbitten sucks.
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