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FRED HALE SR. 10-17-2013 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374673)
What a brilliant ****ing idea! Why the crap didn't I think of that?! :finger:
I figured that would go over well. :rofl:

Dr_Rez 10-17-2013 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1374672)
I'd say get a girlfriend. Its way better masturbating when its someone elses hand roping you and massaging your balls.
Idk man, I can still give myself a better handjob than any girl iv *** across. Dat dere deathgrip of peace.

FRED HALE SR. 10-17-2013 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1374677)
Idk man, I can still give myself a better handjob than any girl iv *** across. Dat dere deathgrip of peace.
You guys are the professionals man. I'll take your word for it, you look like a dude with a vice grip dawg.

zombie kid 10-17-2013 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1374659)
You could try a softer grip. It's counter-intuitive I know, but it actually works perfectly well.

Anyone else with some turkey jerky advice?
Don't whack it furiously.

piesh 10-17-2013 04:53 PM
Someone once suggested to me to scoop out the innards of a cucumber as to just leave the skin in one piece, pop it in the microwave and... awwwwh yeeeeah!

Paul Smeenus 10-17-2013 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by piesh (Post 1374719)
Someone once suggested to me to scoop out the innards of a cucumber as to just leave the skin in one piece, pop it in the microwave and... awwwwh yeeeeah!

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Mr. Charlie 10-17-2013 05:09 PM
I know what I'm making tomorrow. A green jacket for my willy. Winter is coming after all.

zombie kid 10-17-2013 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by piesh (Post 1374719)
Someone once suggested to me to scoop out the innards of a cucumber as to just leave the skin in one piece, pop it in the microwave and... awwwwh yeeeeah!
Ughhhhh
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1374729)
I know what I'm making tomorrow. A green jacket for my willy. Winter is coming after all.
Nah, there is a way better place for it mate. ;)

14232949 10-17-2013 06:16 PM
I have chlamydia.

Paul Smeenus 10-17-2013 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1374756)
I have chlamydia.

Could've been worse. Lesson learned?


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