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Old 10-16-2013, 08:36 PM   #9361 (permalink)
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I sat at the same table as a girl today, instantly climaxed.
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 10-16-2013, 09:35 PM   #9362 (permalink)
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Today I learned that some girls dont actually know where their clit is.

Mind=Blown
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Old 10-16-2013, 10:00 PM   #9363 (permalink)
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Today I learned that some girls dont actually know where their clit is.

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I'm sure a gentleman of your caliber could offer assistance to the biologically ignorant.
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Old 10-16-2013, 10:21 PM   #9364 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2013, 10:30 PM   #9365 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:52 PM   #9366 (permalink)
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has anyone made love to someone ages older than yourself?

(I'm talking at least a 20-30+ year age difference)

Were they any good?

Were they at least good-looking?
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:42 AM   #9367 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:29 PM   #9368 (permalink)
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I got lucky, so good if you know what I mean.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:55 PM   #9369 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:58 PM   #9370 (permalink)
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We all missed out on chance to bone with baha men on the radio and thats sorta depressin
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