The Sexual Experience Thread

calcol28 · 10-16-2013, 02:02 PM

Sex is weird for me.

My first sexual encounter was with a totally random stranger in a gym shower on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. Hottest thing EVER. Handjobs in the shower. Loved it!

My second sexual encounter was with a totally selfish douche bag. He was really cute and I absolutely loved his dick, but he didn't get me off. He made me really nervous and I couldn't finish. I got him off though, twice. I really kinda wish that it had never happened.

My third sexual encounter was with a lovely boy I met online. He was so sweet and caring and just wanted to show me how beautiful sex could be. It was so nice and romantic. He was my first kiss, too...

It's actually kinda weird how I had already given 3 handjob/blowjobs before I received my first kiss at the age of 20. How ****ed up is that?

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.

FRED HALE SR. · 10-16-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by calcol28

Sex is weird for me.

My first sexual encounter was with a totally random stranger in a gym shower on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. Hottest thing EVER. Handjobs in the shower. Loved it!

My second sexual encounter was with a totally selfish douche bag. He was really cute and I absolutely loved his dick, but he didn't get me off. He made me really nervous and I couldn't finish. I got him off though, twice. I really kinda wish that it had never happened.

My third sexual encounter was with a lovely boy I met online. He was so sweet and caring and just wanted to show me how beautiful sex could be. It was so nice and romantic. He was my first kiss, too...

It's actually kinda weird how I had already given 3 handjob/blowjobs before I received my first kiss at the age of 20. How ****ed up is that?

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.

Well that certainly escalated.

Mr. Charlie · 10-16-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by calcol28

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.

That's not sex. That's self masturbation. If self masturbation was sex I could claim I have a lot of sex. But watching someone wanking themselves off, it's boring after the first minute or so.

djchameleon · 10-16-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

That's not sex. That's self masturbation. If self masturbation was sex I could claim I have a lot of sex. But watching someone wanking themselves off, it's boring after the first minute or so.

or they could be talking about watching someone do it on a webcam.

Burning Down · 10-16-2013, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Dude that is ****ing nasty man. 12 guys in a month. Set your standards a bit higher my man. Jesus H.

Yeah, it's as though he's indirectly f*cked all the guys that were there before him.

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Originally Posted by calcol28

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.

Ah, so that's where all my kleenex is going. Mystery solved.

Mr. Charlie · 10-16-2013, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

or they could be talking about watching someone do it on a webcam.

That's even duller. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but watching people, even sexy and beautiful people, pleasure themselves, pah... I'd rather water the plants, bake a cake, or listen to the birds singing.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-16-2013, 03:27 PM

Is Mr. Charlie the same person as Ass Napkin Ed?

Mr. Charlie · 10-16-2013, 03:29 PM

Haha. Who's Ass Napkin Ed? Going on his/her name, I already wish I was them.

FRED HALE SR. · 10-16-2013, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Yeah, it's as though he's indirectly f*cked all the guys that were there before him.

Ah, so that's where all my kleenex is going. Mystery solved.

That number swells to 144 in just a year. Her vagina must be a healer of nations.

Burning Down · 10-16-2013, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Is Mr. Charlie the same person as Ass Napkin Ed?

Nope. 4GotMyPW has the same IP as Ed though... I guess he forgot his own damn password or something.

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calcol28 Groupie Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 24	Sex is weird for me. My first sexual encounter was with a totally random stranger in a gym shower on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. Hottest thing EVER. Handjobs in the shower. Loved it! My second sexual encounter was with a totally selfish douche bag. He was really cute and I absolutely loved his dick, but he didn't get me off. He made me really nervous and I couldn't finish. I got him off though, twice. I really kinda wish that it had never happened. My third sexual encounter was with a lovely boy I met online. He was so sweet and caring and just wanted to show me how beautiful sex could be. It was so nice and romantic. He was my first kiss, too... It's actually kinda weird how I had already given 3 handjob/blowjobs before I received my first kiss at the age of 20. How ****ed up is that? Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.

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Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	Haha. Who's Ass Napkin Ed? Going on his/her name, I already wish I was them.