The Sexual Experience Thread

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

two simple rules for you my man:

1. Be there.
2. Don't be picky.

That probably works if your psyche is reasonably intact

[14232949]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Hehe. I was only joking about the virgin thing. Not sure if thirty something virgins actually exist anymore. I don't get a lot of sex though and that, sadly, isn't a joke.

Again, adopt my two terms of advice.

Okay, you're never going to be with women unless you put yourself in a situation where there are women.
Staying at home won't get you anywhere. Put yourself in a social position where you can meet people.

Then secondly, don't be picky. Especially if it's unemotional sex. Nobody can find emotion. Nobody goes actively seeking love. If you want someone to fall for, it'll happen naturally. Don't go searching for it. You can find someone to f*ck easily though.
If everyone adopts the philosophy of not being picky, everyone would hypothetically get laid.

Honestly my friend, get out there and speak to and flirt with as many people as you can, the more you speak to the more the laws of probability favor you. Happy Hunting.

[Engine]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

If everyone adopts the philosophy of not being picky, everyone would hypothetically get laid.

That's fucking gross.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Engine

That's fucking gross.

And also not true

[14232949]

I see the beauty in everyone guys. Explain to me how it isn't true Paul.

Think about it, if everyone didn't have particular wants and needs in a partner, surely every single male would be eligible to every single female and vice versa.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

Explain to me how it isn't true Paul.

It's probably true most of the time, if your psyche is reasonably intact. It wasn't true for me.

[14232949]

I wouldn't say mine was truly intact either, that I was a truly stable individual.
Just need to be able to suppress it long enough to take someone home/go home with someone.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

Just need to be able to suppress it long enough to take someone home/go home with someone.

Yes. And if you can do that, what you're saying should work.

[14232949]

Paul, we'll go for coffee sometime, you seem like a lost soul. Let me hold you.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

Paul, we'll go for coffee sometime, you seem like a lost soul. Let me hold you.

Hahahaha, well I am, but it's all over for me now. But I always enjoy a bit of coffee, I assume you'll be coming over here.