The Sexual Experience Thread

Dr_Rez · 10-10-2013, 11:24 PM

For you manky

Sequoioideae · 10-11-2013, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

For you manky

"Don't drink a lot of whiskey and stick your finger in someone."

Lessons to live by.

14232949 · 10-11-2013, 09:04 AM

thank you for sharing and for the advice Rez. I've been having erection problems due to the amount of alcohol I've been consuming too. It goes up, but when I have a boner, it's not actually hard. It just flops around so when a girl's on top it just flops out of her quite a lot and it doesn't actually stand, it just falls back on itself.

I'm starting to think from both our experiences that alcohol and sexual relations may not seem like the win/win combination they once did.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

AHhHHhHHhHHHhhhh YOU ARE SO ****ING CUTE I dont even really give a ****e what you're talking about but ahhhh lets get married pls I am totally enamoured of you and your accent ahhh

you're too sweet gal. I would if we could.

Dr_Rez · 10-11-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

thank you for sharing and for the advice Rez. I've been having erection problems due to the amount of alcohol I've been consuming too. It goes up, but when I have a boner, it's not actually hard. It just flops around so when a girl's on top it just flops out of her quite a lot and it doesn't actually stand, it just falls back on itself.

You seem to not use condoms which is the biggest hurdle. A half floppy cock and a condom with a tight fit is not a dream team.

14232949 · 10-11-2013, 11:01 AM

naa I don't. I don't like the feeling of them. Had sex again last night, floppy cock syndrome once more. She swallowed in the end though so it's all good.

AnnaleeMercurio · 10-12-2013, 06:41 AM

still looking for one ready to be with me but the same had not happened to me yet .. still hopeful that it is going to happen to me seen

Dr_Rez · 10-12-2013, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

naa I don't. I don't like the feeling of them. Had sex again last night, floppy cock syndrome once more. She swallowed in the end though so it's all good.

Bro you are gonna have 5 kids before you are 30. I used to work with a 24 year old with 4 kids, let me tell you it isnt fun. Wrap that **** up B.

djchameleon · 10-12-2013, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Bro you are gonna have 5 kids before you are 30. I used to work with a 24 year old with 4 kids, let me tell you it isnt fun. Wrap that **** up B.

Even worse his dik is going to fall off messing with dem dirty girls.

4gotmyPW · 10-13-2013, 08:35 AM

TLDW, but tbh we all did some crazy **** in college sexually. I'm honestly surprised I made it through with my dick & balls still attached. 70% of the sexual **** I did in college I wouldn't do now but you live you learn so good luck.

14232949 · 10-13-2013, 07:43 PM

I haste to say it's too early for a Part III, but I have enough material to now record a Part III
Genuinely on fire at the moment, I've never felt more self assured and confident. I literally feel I can do anything right about now.

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14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	naa I don't. I don't like the feeling of them. Had sex again last night, floppy cock syndrome once more. She swallowed in the end though so it's all good.

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4gotmyPW Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 63	TLDW, but tbh we all did some crazy ** in college sexually. I'm honestly surprised I made it through with my dick & balls still attached. 70% of the sexual ** I did in college I wouldn't do now but you live you learn so good luck.

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14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	I haste to say it's too early for a Part III, but I have enough material to now record a Part III Genuinely on fire at the moment, I've never felt more self assured and confident. I literally feel I can do anything right about now.