The Sexual Experience Thread

Paul Smeenus · 10-10-2013, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I find music during sex to be distracting.

^^^^ THIS

The only time in my life I've ever pulled the plug on my beloved Ditty Bops was just as she was going down on me. It was in fact one of my favorite songs, not just by them but by anyone. Consider these lyrics, just as you were receiving oral pleasure:

"Your Head's Too Big / it's taking up too much room / Your Head's Too Big / It grows like a balloon....And if your unluckier than that / someone such as myself might come along...and it just might POP"

I absolutely could not help myself. I LOL'ed just as I pulled the iPod out of the dock

crukster · 10-10-2013, 09:12 AM

Today, I sucked myself off and spunked in my eye. It helped to do shoulder lift. i still like girls. That is all *serious*

also I touched my bumhole

Now I am eating crumpets.

Once you get your feet back on the floor it's ok I mean, it wasnt very erotic despite watching ***** nun porn so I didnt get full length but hey I fit my dick in my own mouth so **** you all bitches feet behind my head!!

Dr_Rez · 10-10-2013, 09:41 AM

It's easy to be a slut. It's hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to have a nice car, good job, nice house, look good, be clean, etc etc. To be a slut you just have to be there.

Paul Smeenus · 10-10-2013, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

It's easy to be a slut. It's hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to have a nice car, good job, nice house, look good, be clean, etc etc. To be a slut you just have to be there.

In my entire life I have found it impossible to be either.

FRED HALE SR. · 10-10-2013, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

In my entire life I have found it impossible to be either.

I doubt that stud. Where did all the hugs and cuddles go. Girls just want to bang you and leave now, its just not like it used to be.

Paul Smeenus · 10-10-2013, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I doubt that stud. Where did all the hugs and cuddles go. Girls just want to bang you and leave now, its just not like it used to be.

This was simply uproarious, thanks Fred

14232949 · 10-10-2013, 11:11 AM

as promised

Me talking about University sexual experiences. Part II to follow soon, sorry if it's a little quiet, the walls of my flat are very thin and didn't want my flatmates to overhear me tell a bunch of folk on the internet of my adventures. they may think I'm pretty weird.

14232949 · 10-10-2013, 11:54 AM

sorry for double post but

PART II.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-10-2013, 01:12 PM

Listening to music atm will check later. Glad you're doing well mate.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-10-2013, 10:43 PM

AHhHHhHHhHHHhhhh YOU ARE SO ****ING CUTE I dont even really give a ****e what you're talking about but ahhhh lets get married pls I am totally enamoured of you and your accent ahhh

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10-10-2013, 09:12 AM	#9232 (permalink)
crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Today, I sucked myself off and spunked in my eye. It helped to do shoulder lift. i still like girls. That is all serious also I touched my bumhole Now I am eating crumpets. Once you get your feet back on the floor it's ok I mean, it wasnt very erotic despite watching *** nun porn so I didnt get full length but hey I fit my dick in my own mouth so ** you all bitches feet behind my head!!

10-10-2013, 11:11 AM	#9237 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	as promised Me talking about University sexual experiences. Part II to follow soon, sorry if it's a little quiet, the walls of my flat are very thin and didn't want my flatmates to overhear me tell a bunch of folk on the internet of my adventures. they may think I'm pretty weird.

10-10-2013, 11:54 AM	#9238 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	sorry for double post but PART II.

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Listening to music atm will check later. Glad you're doing well mate.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	AHhHHhHHhHHHhhhh YOU ARE SO **ING CUTE I dont even really give a **e what you're talking about but ahhhh lets get married pls I am totally enamoured of you and your accent ahhh