The Sexual Experience Thread

[butthead aka 216]

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

im about to have sex right now

ama

wats his name

[YorkeDaddy]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

wats his name

Samantha



wait

[butthead aka 216]

went to the local bar to watch football saturday. met this cool guy (not gonna be a gay story) who was relatively new to town like me and my friend. we are all drunk by 9pm and decide to go into the city and go to buckheads (rez knows where im talkin bout). i see tons of sexy girls on stage and go to join them figuring other guys are bein pussies and dont wanna dance. get on stage, bouncer grabs me and says only girls allowed on stage. bachelorette party goin on, interject myself, long story short basically checkin some chicks oil on the dance floor, makin out. a group of us take a van taxi to eat n park at 2 am. she gives me a lil tugjob in the backseat. we get there and shes rubbin my donkey dong thru my pants while im scarfin down cold french toast. i lose my belt at eat n park. i get her number, she wants the d. goin over tomorrow maybe to deliver it to her. 10/10 will go back to buckheads cause everytime i go there it rules

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

went to the local bar to watch football saturday. met this cool guy (not gonna be a gay story) who was relatively new to town like me and my friend. we are all drunk by 9pm and decide to go into the city and go to buckheads (rez knows where im talkin bout). i see tons of sexy girls on stage and go to join them figuring other guys are bein pussies and dont wanna dance. get on stage, bouncer grabs me and says only girls allowed on stage. bachelorette party goin on, interject myself, long story short basically checkin some chicks oil on the dance floor, makin out. a group of us take a van taxi to eat n park at 2 am. she gives me a lil tugjob in the backseat. we get there and shes rubbin my donkey dong thru my pants while im scarfin down cold french toast. i lose my belt at eat n park. i get her number, she wants the d. goin over tomorrow maybe to deliver it to her. 10/10 will go back to buckheads cause everytime i go there it rules

haha Buckheads is filled with classy girls, so im not surprised that happened. I wont lie though I would get home on the T and parked outside Buckheads and would always see packs of girls in the tightest ****ing dresses known to man.

I just love when dudes get with these girls and try and get into a relationship. Then they wonder why they get cheated on. its like bro, she let you finger her on the dance floor and blew you in backseat...you think she is gonna stop for you? lol

[butthead aka 216]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

haha Buckheads is filled with classy girls, so im not surprised that happened. I wont lie though I would get home on the T and parked outside Buckheads and would always see packs of girls in the tightest ****ing dresses known to man.

I just love when dudes get with these girls and try and get into a relationship. Then they wonder why they get cheated on. its like bro, she let you finger her on the dance floor and blew you in backseat...you think she is gonna stop for you? lol

correct on all accounts

kinda funny but theres this bachelorette party right inside the door on the right hand side in that area thats kinda closed off for larger groups. and im talkin to some friendly chicks and their friend, clearly the hottest of the group of about 15 women gets real jealous cause all the attention isnt on her for once. shes wearin the tightest red dress ive ever seen. so she comes over and interjects and says shes from claifornia and shy and blah blah and at some point she says 'i have a really nice ass' like complimenting herself lol. im like 'wow, very modest, i like it' and it goes right over her head. made me lol that she couldnt fathom one of her 'friends' gettin more attention than her. also funny when im makin out, fingerin this girl on the dance floor her 2 more sober friends come over just irate yellin nonsense. i shoulda banged all of them


also correct on the dresses. a mystery how they dont tear or rip or somethin. we ran into a group of 4 girls we knew outside the bar and their dresses were painted on. the one was apparently married with a kid and had this cute kinda emo-type look to her and she was grabbin my friends dick the entire nite. those are the type of women at buckheads and sweet glory i love it. the day i date a girl i meet at station square is the day i deserve a life sentence of sac taps

[zombie kid]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

went to the local bar to watch football saturday. met this cool guy (not gonna be a gay story) who was relatively new to town like me and my friend. we are all drunk by 9pm and decide to go into the city and go to buckheads (rez knows where im talkin bout). i see tons of sexy girls on stage and go to join them figuring other guys are bein pussies and dont wanna dance. get on stage, bouncer grabs me and says only girls allowed on stage. bachelorette party goin on, interject myself, long story short basically checkin some chicks oil on the dance floor, makin out. a group of us take a van taxi to eat n park at 2 am. she gives me a lil tugjob in the backseat. we get there and shes rubbin my donkey dong thru my pants while im scarfin down cold french toast. i lose my belt at eat n park. i get her number, she wants the d. goin over tomorrow maybe to deliver it to her. 10/10 will go back to buckheads cause everytime i go there it rules

A true master of seduction.

[butthead aka 216]

Originally Posted by zombie kid

A true master of seduction.

mad?

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

correct on all accounts

kinda funny but theres this bachelorette party right inside the door on the right hand side in that area thats kinda closed off for larger groups. and im talkin to some friendly chicks and their friend, clearly the hottest of the group of about 15 women gets real jealous cause all the attention isnt on her for once. shes wearin the tightest red dress ive ever seen. so she comes over and interjects and says shes from claifornia and shy and blah blah and at some point she says 'i have a really nice ass' like complimenting herself lol. im like 'wow, very modest, i like it' and it goes right over her head. made me lol that she couldnt fathom one of her 'friends' gettin more attention than her. also funny when im makin out, fingerin this girl on the dance floor her 2 more sober friends come over just irate yellin nonsense. i shoulda banged all of them


also correct on the dresses. a mystery how they dont tear or rip or somethin. we ran into a group of 4 girls we knew outside the bar and their dresses were painted on. the one was apparently married with a kid and had this cute kinda emo-type look to her and she was grabbin my friends dick the entire nite. those are the type of women at buckheads and sweet glory i love it. the day i date a girl i meet at station square is the day i deserve a life sentence of sac taps

Having lived on Carson street for 3-4 years I learned it is the most vein vapid place to meet real girls. It is definitely great to hook up with some slut with a boyfriend at home and 2 kids however. So it definitely has its pluses.

I know what you mean about the hot one in the group needed all the attention. They are used to getting guys interested in only them and when it comes down to it are ****ing awful friends to their "friends". Honestly I would rather go after a the girl who isnt as hot but may be slightly less stupid and annoying.

I never understood the saying they are all pink on the inside until I met girls like you described. As long as she is still attractive to me id rather be with a girl who is not mentally retarded even if for 1 night. Im sure most dudes dont care, but Im the kind of phaggot who actually enjoys making out and spooning/cuddling and **** even with a ONS.

[zombie kid]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

mad?

lol, no way mate I already got a girl.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by zombie kid

lol, no way mate I already got a girl.

I'm jelly, your girl is damn fine!!