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Cuthbert 08-28-2013 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1362305)
Starfish position is not still good pizza.
Screwing a girl that has a fishy vag is not still good pizza.
Yeast infection is not still good pizza.
Period Sex is not still good pizza.
:D well said.

Burning Down 08-28-2013 07:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1362305)
Starfish position is not still good pizza.
Screwing a girl that has a fishy vag is not still good pizza.
Yeast infection is not still good pizza.
Period Sex is not still good pizza.
Maybe add STD's to that list.

The Batlord 08-28-2013 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1362175)
I've been a virgin 10 times at least.
After all, anal doesn't count.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1362285)
Lmao. What's it like to be a super virgin?
It means you have a hymen that can snap a steel rod.

anticipation 08-28-2013 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1362340)
After all, anal doesn't count.


It means you have a hymen that can snap a steel rod.
you know what they say, spare the rod spoil the child.

Burning Down 08-28-2013 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1362340)
After all, anal doesn't count.
So that means you're still a virgin too, right?

FETCHER. 08-28-2013 05:15 PM
Virgin in the ass?

Dr_Rez 08-28-2013 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1362486)
Virgin in the ass?
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YorkeDaddy 08-28-2013 07:20 PM
im about to have sex right now

ama

Sequoioideae 08-28-2013 07:39 PM
I'm about to have sex with a tear in the omniverse. I was reading about Casu Marzu, and my lust for maggot cheese opened a tear within the fabric of time and space. It's so squishy.

YorkeDaddy 08-28-2013 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sequoioideae (Post 1362515)
I'm about to have sex with a tear in the omniverse. I was reading about Casu Marzu, and my lust for maggot cheese opened a tear within the fabric of time and space. It's so squishy.
you're kinda weird


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