The Sexual Experience Thread

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm the biggest virgin here.

I thought I was!!

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I fully agree. After creating a perfect daughter like Jess, what would be the point in more children? They'd only be a massive disappointment. No, there is no icon for chucking up, sorry Batty...

You really are so kind.

Originally Posted by Burning Down

I thought I was!!

I've been a virgin 10 times at least.

[Burning Down]

Are virgins always bad in bed? Legitimate question.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Are virgins always bad in bed? Legitimate question.

I am all virgins and can confirm I am bad in bed.

[CoolBec]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Are virgins always bad in bed? Legitimate question.

No, only their first time.

Seriously though, I don't remember, I was too wasted.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

I am all virgins and can confirm I am bad in bed.

Lmao. What's it like to be a super virgin?

Originally Posted by CoolBec

No, only their first time.

Seriously though, I don't remember, I was too wasted.

My first time was defintely mediocre but it was me and not him, it was not his first time haha. I've gotten a lot better since then lol. But I have never been someone's first so I'm just curious.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

My first time was defintely mediocre but it was me and not him, it was not his first time haha. I've gotten a lot better since then lol. But I have never been someone's first so I'm just curious.

I know you don't have the experience of being with other people but most of the time. Your first time with a new person tends to be kind of weird sometimes it might be awesome sauce but learning a new person's body and what works better with that person takes more than one night usually so that whole mediocre experience does come back around again when you are with someone new.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I know you don't have the experience of being with other people but most of the time. Your first time with a new person tends to be kind of weird sometimes it might be awesome sauce but learning a new person's body and what works better with that person takes more than one night usually so that whole mediocre experience does come back around again when you are with someone new.

Oh yeah I'm sure it's kind of awkward until you learn what each other likes/dislikes, all that stuff. But yeah, I've never been in that situation lol

[butthead aka 216]

its hard to be bad at sex for a female

cause bad pizza is still good pizza


but i will say i actually enjoy sex with less experienced girls more. because its likely a lot of the rougher or kinkier stuff i usually do they havent done so they are like extra turned on when its happenin. like its all new to them which i think it hott.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

its hard to be bad at sex for a female

Starfish position is not still good pizza.
Screwing a girl that has a fishy vag is not still good pizza.
Yeast infection is not still good pizza.
Period Sex is not still good pizza.