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Old 08-23-2013, 01:27 AM   #9051 (permalink)
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The point I'm making is that "spaghetti"coming out of her vagina isn't really spaghetti but worms.
Why would worms be in a vagina?
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:42 AM   #9052 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2013, 02:16 AM   #9053 (permalink)
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Why would worms be in a vagina?
You tell me man! It's a horrible story I heard from a different site. She thought it was spaghetti but it ended up being worms. Her man was going down on her when he stopped to pull them out of his mouth the spaghetti he thought
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Old 08-23-2013, 02:34 AM   #9054 (permalink)
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You tell me man! It's a horrible story I heard from a different site. She thought it was spaghetti but it ended up being worms. Her man was going down on her when he stopped to pull them out of his mouth the spaghetti he thought

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Old 08-23-2013, 02:39 AM   #9055 (permalink)
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You tell me man! It's a horrible story I heard from a different site. She thought it was spaghetti but it ended up being worms. Her man was going down on her when he stopped to pull them out of his mouth the spaghetti he thought
My mom's co-worker once had the privilege of dealing with a woman with a roach infestation in her snatch. Fun stuff, huh?
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You are saying to keep it all clean..guess it is a tough task to accomplish..sooner or later someone's gotta get dirty.
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You are saying to keep it all clean..guess it is a tough task to accomplish..sooner or later someone's gotta get dirty.


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Old 08-23-2013, 06:28 AM   #9058 (permalink)
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How are these things even possible... urban myths maybe?
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:42 AM   #9059 (permalink)
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How are these things even possible... urban myths maybe?
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These are pinworms and they can come out of the vagina.
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Nevermind I just remembered that pinworms are associated with the anus only. could have been a myth unless the worms crawled out more and went on an adventure.
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These are pinworms and they can come out of the vagina.
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i have a chew in and i kinda gagged when i saw that and some chew kinda went down my throat and made me choke so thanks a lot man
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