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Old 08-23-2013, 12:38 AM   #9041 (permalink)
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Okay I have a question. Have any of you used food on your partner and licked it off? Or vice versa?
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:50 AM   #9042 (permalink)
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Yes but certain foods work better than others.

PS.we have talked about this before. Just list off which food items you like to use. Honey is totally not worth the headache IMO.
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:52 AM   #9043 (permalink)
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food is so stupid during sex. i tried it with whipped cream and it was so dumb. theres no way incorporating food could be better than just doin it normally.


also fethcer couldnt have been that great if u still had energy to run and jump
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:54 AM   #9044 (permalink)
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Whipped cream is the best option plus it's just for a little foreplay action. Easiest to get off.
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Old 08-23-2013, 12:56 AM   #9045 (permalink)
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Spaghetti is the way to go.
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:00 AM   #9046 (permalink)
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Oh gawd nooooo not Spaghetti. Hopefully the spaghetti isn't growing out of her vagina
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:01 AM   #9047 (permalink)
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Oh gawd nooooo not Spaghetti. Hopefully the spaghetti isn't growing out of her vagina
Spaghetti doesn't grow. It's not a plant. fify
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:04 AM   #9048 (permalink)
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The point I'm making is that "spaghetti"coming out of her vagina isn't really spaghetti but worms.
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:18 AM   #9049 (permalink)
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I eat felafels off my bitches.
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Old 08-23-2013, 01:21 AM   #9050 (permalink)
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I eat felafels off my bitches.


Interesting...
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