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Old 04-08-2009, 04:08 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Ah, I see. Legit excuses for a beginner. You can solve this though with practice, my friend. One of the first things you should do is enjoy yourself and try to relax. Foreplay is sometimes crucial to get things moving along, but if you've experienced the pleasure of in-the-moment, sudden sex, then you know foreplay isn't always necessary. If you haven't tried 69ing, I recommend it before sex. If your problem is visual stimulation, perhaps you should try having some porn on (if the girl doesn't mind). I know that sometimes I get bored with the same routine, and I like some at least playing in the background. As for tips on how to stay hard, you're better off getting advice from a guy. If your attention span is short, maybe you need to switch up positions more often. That or decorate her with shiny objects.


Thanks for the advice. I've heard it all, to be honest. I just need more practice, as you said.

And to fap less often.


























no, **** that.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:10 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:12 PM   #83 (permalink)
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fap?
Masturbating.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:13 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Ah. I've never heard that term before. Thanks. I love new words.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:14 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Ah. I've never heard that term before. Thanks. I love new words.
No problem. I also learned it recently as a testament of how often I surf the net.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:21 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:23 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:56 PM   #88 (permalink)
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lol oh just come out and say it....it's clearly a part of your name :P

I can already tell what you are talking about. There are people that are into Vanilla sex and then there are people that are into BD/SM and other kinky stuff....not that hard to talk about :P

maybe I should read back a few pages though but w/e
Haha I love how you made my name suddenly represent my sexual behaviour! So do vanilla people like sex on film?

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Here's a question for the ladies. Lets say for sake of example the person you're with has extremely high stamina and can go on for over an hour. You finish before he finishes, but you can tell that he's getting tired, I mean over an hour of sex is truly an exhausting task even if you're in good shape. Anyways the question I pose is if he eventually stopped, long after you finished, would you consider it rude and wrong that she would refuse to help finish you off? I mean I like to consider sex as the exchange of orgasms, I give you an orgasm, you give me one. This happened to me with my last girlfriend and I'm not going to lie, it was one of the reasons for the break up.
I can finish more than once so it doesn't worry me, but if I get tired I would definitely make an effort. Which leeds to my question, in all honesty, can you guys really go for that long? Maybe it's Kiwi guys that are lazy but you're lucky if you get one that can for an hour.

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for positions, my favorite lately is lying flat on my stomach with him lying flat on top of me. Two good things that come from this: depth and I have easy access to my clitoris. Anyone got some good ones?

Now, that wasn't too graphic was it?
That position is amazing, everyone needs to adopt that one. I also really love it when you're lying down on the edge of the bed with your legs up and the guys standing in front of you doing it like that. For some reason it really gets into the right pleasure region.

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