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Old 08-01-2013, 10:53 AM   #8961 (permalink)
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Yeah, this is what I was getting at too

Sometimes it's not an issue of a single thing that you do not like, but more so a range of behaviours, initiations and attitudes that are turn-offs that you need to discuss more seriously as a couple. During sex is not really the time or place for these kinds of serious discussions.
Perhaps the best time to complain or aware them on your dislike of how they chew their food, or family drives you nuts, or re-evaluate your relationship is while one is balls deep. Now that you know this is your mind blown? I am backing it up with zero evidence, You mad?
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:55 AM   #8962 (permalink)
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Yeah, I heard it off Histeria when I was like twelve.

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well thought-out, intellectual jokes on two and a half men?

and here i am thinking that show is the worst of the worst
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:55 AM   #8963 (permalink)
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Yeah, I heard it off Histeria when I was like twelve.

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I ****ing hate that show
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:56 AM   #8964 (permalink)
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Perhaps the best time to complain or aware them on your dislike of how they chew their food, or family drives you nuts, or re-evaluate your relationship is while one is balls deep. Now that you know this is your mind blown? I am backing it up with zero evidence, You mad?
when ur always balls deep it leaves no other time to talk about serious stuff anyways so u got no choice
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:56 AM   #8965 (permalink)
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Perhaps the best time to complain or aware them on your dislike of how they chew their food, or family drives you nuts, or re-evaluate your relationship is while one is balls deep. Now that you know this is your mind blown? I am backing it up with zero evidence, You mad?
God damn it Rez. If your grammar wasn't such **** I would've totally sigged this.
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God damn it Rez. If your grammar wasn't such **** I would've totally sigged this.
I just woke up 7 minutes ago U mad?
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well thought-out, intellectual jokes on two and a half men?

and here i am thinking that show is the worst of the worst
Watching Two and a Half Men is like listening to Britney Spears. Just because there isn't anything intelligent going on doesn't mean you can't enjoy it for what it is. Having said that, now that I've seen just about every episode on reruns, I have no desire to ever watch another episode, just like any other Chuck Lorry show.
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I like two and a half men... *shields myself*
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 08-01-2013, 01:12 PM   #8969 (permalink)
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It has it's moments but I don't actively watch it, I've been in it's presence a few times and got the odd chuckle. I've never seen a second of the Ashton Kutcher episodes but my impression is they've jumped the shark in epic fashion
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i feel like that was a sexual joke given the thread this is in


would anyone ever do swinger stuff with a gf/bf or wife/hubby????? i had a friend in high school who had parents who did that.
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