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Burning Down 07-31-2013 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1351661)
You've even offered?

Wow....why the hell would he pass that up?

Get him to log in and explain ASAP :rofl:

lol.

I never offered but I asked because I wanted to know.

Guybrush 07-31-2013 08:08 AM

If the guy likes it and the gal likes it, then I figure it just adds to the variety of fun they can do in bed. Or on the kitchen floor or in the woods or on the toilet, etc.

We carry our asses with us every day and wipe them every now and then. As long as you're able to wash yourself the normal way, I wouldn't worry so much about the hygiene of anal sex. Have a pee and apply some soap and warm water.

Sansa Stark 07-31-2013 08:16 AM

I'd like to point out that because of the close proximity of the vagina and anus, they share a lot of the same nerve endings, which means if a guy is doing it right, it should feel good.

Actually to me it's awesome, but I have to be in the mood for it, and I use a Rabbit (a specially shaped dong for those uninitiated) in the front and it's amazing for both parties involved :thumb:


Unless I end up shitting on someone, then it's only funny for me.

FRED HALE SR. 07-31-2013 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1351691)
I'd like to point out that because of the close proximity of the vagina and anus, they share a lot of the same nerve endings, which means if a guy is doing it right, it should feel good.

Actually to me it's awesome, but I have to be in the mood for it, and I use a Rabbit (a specially shaped dong for those uninitiated) in the front and it's amazing for both parties involved :thumb:


Unless I end up shitting on someone, then it's only funny for me.

This is always a great thread to enjoy your morning coffee too. LOL

Sansa Stark 07-31-2013 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1351694)
This is always a great thread to enjoy your morning coffee too. LOL

You don't remember that story?

The Batlord 07-31-2013 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1351382)
Except when you do it 3 times in one night and by the third time there is so much *** in my hole making everything liquidate and made it smell like ****! It's the weirdest feeling afterwards because you feel all blocked up like you will never be able to poop again.

**** that smells like ****? Whoever heard of such a thing? Next you'll be telling me the snozberries taste like snozberries.


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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1351437)

:laughing:

So that's how they did it in the show? Far superior to the book.

FRED HALE SR. 07-31-2013 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1351695)
You don't remember that story?

Oh no I meant in general, I remember all of your anal sex stories. I'm guessing it would be worth getting **** on. :laughing:

Sansa Stark 07-31-2013 08:24 AM

Better than getting slapped in the face with your own semen :laughing:

FRED HALE SR. 07-31-2013 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1351699)
Better than getting slapped in the face with your own semen :laughing:

That was certainly a winner of a story also. :laughing:

Sansa Stark 07-31-2013 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1351700)
That was certainly a winner of a story also. :laughing:

hoes gotta learn sometime amirite


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