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Old 06-23-2009, 03:16 PM   #881 (permalink)
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Great analogy.

Now days I don't even bother with it. Girls appreciate a good hand job too, and it's easier to nail the button that way. I figure if she doesn't make it clear she loves getting downed on, I won't figure it's worth the effort just to contribute to her vault of disappointing experiences.
Oh **** I hate that. Its like trying to start a friction fire on a ****ing stamp. Its the most unlubricated surface when you start and if she hasn't landscaped well enough you're ripping out hairs.

I dig the tongue for two reasons...

1. Organic lube, makes life a breeze. No finger/hang nails to deal with.

2. Proxemity. I'm a leg man, and I like my women thick. If I can chill out between some thick, tanned up thighs its a ****ing good day.

Its all gravy though. To each their own.
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:22 PM   #882 (permalink)
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Oh my, what have I been missing in here? My turn.

First of all, I've no problem finding my clit, directing a guy or coming. I love it when someone tells me what they like, and I expect and love it when they do the same. I'm really sad to find out that a lot of girls and guys can't find the clit. Though I'm a sucker for head (pun intended), I love coming during sex, too. I'm still exploring how to come without clitoral stimulation, but find sex a little bland without it. And when it comes to receiving head, I don't dig on the guys that literally bury their faces in my snatch. It gets almost painfully too sensitive when you do that. I enjoy a little variety - some nibbling, circular motions with the tongue, teasing .... I could go on.
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:34 PM   #883 (permalink)
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Nibbling?

And how do they bury their face? Are they nose ****ing you?
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:04 PM   #884 (permalink)
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Brennan in your past few posts in this thread you've used the following terms:

Friction Fire
Organic Lube
Nose Fucking

Who are you?
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i prefer foreplay. the orgasm is overrated.
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:20 PM   #885 (permalink)
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Brennan in your past few posts in this thread you've used the following terms:

Friction Fire
Organic Lube
Nose Fucking

Who are you?
I've got a lot going on right now. I don't have it in me to keep up the lies of propriety...I'm a freak with an English degree and I'm not sure yet, but I might be heartbroken.

I'll lock it up in a week or so.
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:24 PM   #886 (permalink)
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It's nice when we can all let our guard down and our freak flag fly once in a while.
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But there are some things.... Unspeakable things... That must never be brought to light... No matter what God may think, your parents might have said, or how long it took you to replace the public mailbox. These things need to stay in the past.
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But anyway, about head.
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But anyway, about head.
I ****ing love it. Getting its alright, but I sorta sit there and contemplate useless **** like "did I leave the computer on" and occasionally "I wonder if that Helm sold on the Auction house (wow)" and when I realize I'm getting blown I have to pretend its someone else so I can get it over with and check on these forums.

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Is this some sort of Steven Wright bit

Either way it's ****ing hilarious.

I like the Adam Carolla bit where he explains he's not the type to brag about being good at giving head, but he's the worlds best at receiving it.

I tend to agree. However at my age (and her's), I really don't want my wife's mouth down there anymore then she wants mine. I'm go to erase that later. Or maybe not. Any way I'll offer my take since I'm sure you're all wondering. Oral sex is a bit of a waste of time unless your the select few who consistently gets off on it. At one point of my life it was important to me, but college was a long time ago and birth control has come a long way. As far as giving, always hated it, but learned to love being good at it. That's the best advice I can give to guys and girls for that matter. Only do it if you want to and don't be afraid to ask your partner what feels good and what they like.

Also don't get pregnant
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