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Old 07-28-2013, 07:41 AM   #8831 (permalink)
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Sin? Which sin? All of the sins? You could eat 70 cookies stolen from an orphanage while masturbwting to yourself in the mirror after lying in bed all day while beating your girlfriend because you're jealous of her
So you would be beating your dick with one hand and your girlfriend with the other in bed? All while looking into a mirror that would have to be strategically placed. Not to mention somehow eating the cookies, unless you were beating your dick on your girlfriend therefore freeing up a hand to eat the cookies.
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:44 AM   #8832 (permalink)
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So you would be beating your dick with one hand and your girlfriend with the other in bed? All while looking into a mirror that would have to be strategically placed. Not to mention somehow eating the cookies, unless you were beating your dick on your girlfriend therefore freeing up a hand to eat the cookies.
Yeah but Dulce is a chick so that throws a wrench in things. The masturbating on her girlfriend wouldn't work unless I guess if she was just rubbing her clit against her leg I guess that could work
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:53 AM   #8833 (permalink)
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Yeah but Dulce is a chick so that throws a wrench in things. The masturbating on her girlfriend wouldn't work unless I guess if she was just rubbing her clit against her leg I guess that could work
Isn't Dulce an alter ego of Dirty/scotty?
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:55 AM   #8834 (permalink)
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Isn't Dulce an alter ego of Dirty/scotty?
I guess that's the rumor going around but if it isn't. She claims to be a 29 yo female.
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Old 07-28-2013, 07:58 AM   #8835 (permalink)
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Yeah but Dulce is a chick so that throws a wrench in things. The masturbating on her girlfriend wouldn't work unless I guess if she was just rubbing her clit against her leg I guess that could work
Put the cookies in a mule feedbag, that frees both hands for the beating/masturbating experience.
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Old 07-28-2013, 08:17 AM   #8836 (permalink)
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Isn't Dulce an alter ego of Dirty/scotty?
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Old 07-28-2013, 08:34 AM   #8837 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2013, 11:16 AM   #8839 (permalink)
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If you are interested in doing it without getting paid for it just start up a Pornhub account together. There are couples on there that share their vids and pictures.
Yeah, that would be pretty easy. I kinda WOULD want to get paid for it though :P

A question I have is where would we even start? There's like hundreds of cam sites
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Old 07-28-2013, 11:19 AM   #8840 (permalink)
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Yeah, that would be pretty easy. I kinda WOULD want to get paid for it though :P

A question I have is where would we even start? There's like hundreds of cam sites
Livejasmin & streammate do couples I think. Chaturbate also, but people on there are annoying. IMLive is fun sometimes.
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