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Old 07-26-2013, 04:09 PM   #8811 (permalink)
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I ain't got dicked in like 9 months bruh
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:10 PM   #8812 (permalink)
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I ain't got dicked in like 9 months bruh
It's been more than a year now, I feel so pathetic.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:12 PM   #8813 (permalink)
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Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:18 PM   #8814 (permalink)
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Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.
Nah, it's not that, I just feel bad for not putting any effort into meeting people, regardless if I just want to get laid. It makes me feel like a pathetic shut in.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:18 PM   #8815 (permalink)
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Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.
Exactly.

It might be longer than that for me, I don't really know but I don't feel like I'm pathetic, I feel like I'm not wasting my time on ****boys, since the Knight's Templar didn't stop for any cup y'know what I mean, I'm biding my time.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:48 PM   #8816 (permalink)
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There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in
Give him the old stiff arm. Push against his stomach or chest when he starts going too far.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:41 PM   #8817 (permalink)
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Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.
No but its great feeling, and even males may act like they dont need any connection with someone else definitely do.
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:32 PM   #8818 (permalink)
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There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in
I used to have this problem too. Try spooning.
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:45 PM   #8819 (permalink)
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There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in
Ah, you just need broken in a wee bit darling. I'll do the honours.
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:59 PM   #8820 (permalink)
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Wah, wah, everyone on this site is getting laid but me, waaaaaaaaaaah.
I'm not getting laid anytime soon. I hope you do get laid ASAP.
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