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Sansa Stark 07-26-2013 03:09 PM

I ain't got dicked in like 9 months bruh

Sequoioideae 07-26-2013 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1349953)
I ain't got dicked in like 9 months bruh

It's been more than a year now, I feel so pathetic.

Circe 07-26-2013 03:12 PM

Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.

Sequoioideae 07-26-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1349957)
Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.

Nah, it's not that, I just feel bad for not putting any effort into meeting people, regardless if I just want to get laid. It makes me feel like a pathetic shut in.

Sansa Stark 07-26-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1349957)
Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.

Exactly.

It might be longer than that for me, I don't really know but I don't feel like I'm pathetic, I feel like I'm not wasting my time on ****boys, since the Knight's Templar didn't stop for any cup y'know what I mean, I'm biding my time.

djchameleon 07-26-2013 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1349947)
There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in

Give him the old stiff arm. Push against his stomach or chest when he starts going too far.

Dr_Rez 07-26-2013 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1349957)
Why feel pathetic? It's not like sex is actual proof of your greatness or anything.

No but its great feeling, and even males may act like they dont need any connection with someone else definitely do.

Burning Down 07-26-2013 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1349947)
There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in

I used to have this problem too. Try spooning.

14232949 07-26-2013 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1349947)
There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in

Ah, you just need broken in a wee bit darling. I'll do the honours.

Dulce 07-26-2013 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae (Post 1349952)
Wah, wah, everyone on this site is getting laid but me, waaaaaaaaaaah.

I'm not getting laid anytime soon. I hope you do get laid ASAP.


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