I am assuming that you are telling him that he should take it up the ass, but without putting "You" in italics, it looks like you're just stating that he already takes it up the ass. This pleases me.

speakin of takin it in the butt, everyone should be real smart and careful when buyin lube cause one time i bought the wrong lube i guess and it was real sticky and i kept tryin to put it in her butt but the lube made everythin real sticky. so after awhile i wasnt hard anymore but tried to put it in anyway and slipped in and then i was like...... ok this is pointless now i guess

Manky if Batlord invites you back to his garage for some Tequila, run.:p:

Yeah, make sure it doesn't say GLUE on the bottle.

Or hot sauce.

Don't tell me you once used hot sauce as lube.

No, but if there's one thing a weiner hates, it's hot sauce.

A lady friend of mine once confused hand sanitizer for astroglide lol ouchie


Not with me tho

A dominatrix/call girl I befriended once told me that one of her clients actually asked her to pour tabasco sauce on the tip of his penis.

My dick actually hurt after she told me that story.

I do that, it spices up my jerk.