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Old 07-17-2013, 12:04 AM   #8721 (permalink)
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Holy f*cking **** you actually are insane.
I reported the one to my profile and this, too
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:15 AM   #8722 (permalink)
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For the next couple of days this thread is closed. Take your bickering elsewhere like through PMs.

I will reopen it later and we can continue to discuss sex.
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:38 AM   #8723 (permalink)
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Right, it's back open. Discuss sex now.

Who let the dogs out? (Inside joke)
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:46 AM   #8724 (permalink)
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For the next couple of days this thread is closed. Take your bickering elsewhere like through PMs.

I will reopen it later and we can continue to discuss sex.
Just to let you know, I sigged this post.
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:47 AM   #8725 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:42 PM   #8726 (permalink)
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Anyone ever had any unpleasant sexual experiences? There must be some great stories on here.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:44 PM   #8727 (permalink)
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not going to kick us off with one Fluffy?
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:50 PM   #8728 (permalink)
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Idk I guess I've probably talked about it before but I hated blowjobs for the longest time because I kept running into girls that had NO FUCKING IDEA what they were doing.

Teeth were getting in the way, my poor member was getting thrown up on, pieces of my skin got ripped off by braces. Whatever could go wrong did so I hated blowjobs for a couple of years.
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:50 PM   #8729 (permalink)
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Does the boy not being very good count as unpleasant?
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Old 07-18-2013, 03:54 PM   #8730 (permalink)
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Does the boy not being very good count as unpleasant?
sure it does if it was unpleasant for you then go ahead share your story about why he wasn't very good.
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