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Old 07-15-2013, 05:22 PM   #8631 (permalink)
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Maybe he did. Shes gonna be an internet sensation. Hopefully they did it in HI-RES or Night Vision.
Here's a little story. At a festival a few years back I was in a tent with a lady friend. One of my friends, who's a good friend by the way but he can be a massive cunt, knew well we were in there having sex. He opened up the tent, stuck his head in with a camera and took a photo of us.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:25 PM   #8632 (permalink)
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It was so early in the morning it was daylight and cocaine fuelled.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:28 PM   #8633 (permalink)
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I wish I had as much cocaine as scarface. I would've sinned like a mother****er all weekend.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:29 PM   #8634 (permalink)
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Here's a little story. At a festival a few years back I was in a tent with a lady friend. One of my friends, who's a good friend by the way but he can be a massive cunt, knew well we were in there having sex. He opened up the tent, stuck his head in with a camera and took a photo of us.
Paybacks a bitch man.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:33 PM   #8635 (permalink)
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I wish I had as much cocaine as scarface. I would've sinned like a mother****er all weekend.
Hehe sounds good to me. I've never tried the stuff but think it would be fun to do a whole night of it.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:36 PM   #8636 (permalink)
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Paybacks a bitch man.
It gets better. His mother and his younger sister saw the photo a few days later, which was really awkward because his sister was hitting on me for a while. The photo has since been destroyed, or so I'm led to believe.

My friends and myself do cruel shit like that to each other the whole time, much worse stuff has happened.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:35 PM   #8637 (permalink)
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So my girlfriend has been working halfway across the state all summer and we've seen each other like four times and two of those times she was on her period >_>

So I've had sex like three times since May 2nd.

On August 2nd we move into our first apartment together. I have a feeling we're gonna be ****ing like rabbits for the first week or so.
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Old 07-15-2013, 11:17 PM   #8638 (permalink)
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On August 2nd we move into our first apartment together. I have a feeling we're gonna be ****ing like rabbits for the first week or so.
The novelty wears off faster than you think.
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im gonna get a gf and move across the country then fly back just for that feelin of long distance sex
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The novelty wears off faster than you think.
Why would you say that? Let the man have his deluded fantasies.
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