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Old 07-02-2013, 03:09 PM   #8521 (permalink)
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Yep it is but it also depends on what you drink. If you aren't flushing your system and drinking enough water then I'm pretty sure it tastes awful. The more yellow it is the worse. I make sure that my urine doesn't get too dark and stay hydrated. Majority of the time, mines is either clear or light yellow.
Mine is usually clear too, I drink a **** tonne of tea tho

I can't imagine why someone would like to be pissed on though, one of my tumblr friends has a piss fetish and I just dont get it
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Old 07-02-2013, 03:21 PM   #8522 (permalink)
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Mine is usually clear too, I drink a **** tonne of tea tho

I can't imagine why someone would like to be pissed on though, one of my tumblr friends has a piss fetish and I just dont get it

I dunno. I've always wanted to try it just to say that I have and see if it's something that I'm into. I wouldn't want to piss on anyone though. Only receive, not give.
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I dunno. I've always wanted to try it just to say that I have and see if it's something that I'm into. I wouldn't want to piss on anyone though. Only receive, not give.
I wouldn't mind peeing on someone tbh lmaooo

There are some weird ass fetishes though, like the balloon fetishes especially are weird as ****
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Yes, the going inside of balloon ones naked! or did you mean the watching girls sit on balloons and pop them?
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There's like some where girls rub balloons on their heads lmao

also there's a housecleaning fetish I guess

My foot bitch wants me to collect my dead skin shavings off my feet so he can sprinkle them on his food lmfao
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I wouldn't mind peeing on someone tbh lmaooo

There are some weird ass fetishes though, like the balloon fetishes especially are weird as ****
Sounds like DJ wants to let the flood gates open. Letting someone pee on me is beyond my human capacity.
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There's like some where girls rub balloons on their heads lmao

also there's a housecleaning fetish I guess

My foot bitch wants me to collect my dead skin shavings off my feet so he can sprinkle them on his food lmfao
aaaaaaand there goes my lunch
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Old 07-02-2013, 03:42 PM   #8528 (permalink)
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I ****ed this feminist girl a few months ago. Not hardcore or anything but to the point thats its still annoying to be around.

So, during sex, I made sure to constantly blurt out degrading expletives like Bitch and other things.

My favourite during it though was "if you cook and clean as good as you ****, I may have to marry you". She didn't say anything during but after, she wasn't very happy.
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