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Old 07-02-2013, 02:09 PM   #8511 (permalink)
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Hahahaha I wouldn't doubt they do that, I remember someone on collarme had to message me about my smoking vids and they were like "smoking kills u know!!!" and I was like "no wai it totally makes me immortal!" and they responded "It will make your poo taste bad and this slave would love to eat your shit for dayss....."

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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:11 PM   #8512 (permalink)
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Oh gawd.
Yeah whatever Mr Piss toucher.
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:13 PM   #8513 (permalink)
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Yeah whatever Mr Piss toucher.
I bet you my piss is way more sanitary than eating off of your kitchen floor
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:17 PM   #8514 (permalink)
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I bet you my piss is way more sanitary than eating off of your kitchen floor
I guess we will never know.
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:41 PM   #8515 (permalink)
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What a strange subject. Can't say I'm desperate to touch my urine stream!
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:48 PM   #8516 (permalink)
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I bet you my piss is way more sanitary than eating off of your kitchen floor
Isn't pee sterile and mostly water anyway?

I know some dude who wanted me to sit on his face was telling me that once
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:54 PM   #8517 (permalink)
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Isn't pee sterile and mostly water anyway?

I know some dude who wanted me to sit on his face was telling me that once
I thought I had told you that more then once.
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What to sit on your face?
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:59 PM   #8519 (permalink)
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Isn't pee sterile and mostly water anyway?

I know some dude who wanted me to sit on his face was telling me that once
Yep it is but it also depends on what you drink. If you aren't flushing your system and drinking enough water then I'm pretty sure it tastes awful. The more yellow it is the worse. I make sure that my urine doesn't get too dark and stay hydrated. Majority of the time, mines is either clear or light yellow.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 07-02-2013, 03:09 PM   #8520 (permalink)
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What to sit on your face?
I gotta start adding the lil drummer boy.
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