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Old 07-02-2013, 12:14 PM   #8501 (permalink)
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It's more like I stretch it between my fingers to test for elasticity

FINGER LIKKIN GOOD YALL
you are quite the character
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:16 PM   #8502 (permalink)
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you are quite the character
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #8503 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:22 PM   #8504 (permalink)
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Well thank you then
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Old 07-02-2013, 01:47 PM   #8505 (permalink)
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He's talking about his piss though
How would he even know if his piss was sticky
I just imagine he's like testing it with his fingers like I do with my lady sauce when I think I'm ovulating LMAO
You can see how sticky your piss is by touching the stream when it's coming out. Obviously it's easier for guys to do than women but yeah. I was told to do that by the nurse I see before checking in with my doctor.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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You can see how sticky your piss is by touching the stream when it's coming out. Obviously it's easier for guys to do than women but yeah. I was told to do that by the nurse I see before checking in with my doctor.
Lmao I kinda suspected its just weird to think about.
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Yeah it is because no one really touches their urine on purpose that's why lol
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Yeah it is because no one really touches their urine on purpose that's why lol
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u sure bout that tho
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booo. I don't want to think about people that willingly touch their own urine because they get off on it. Geez, at least have someone else pee on them and get off on that but your own urine? that's just low.
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booo. I don't want to think about people that willingly touch their own urine because they get off on it. Geez, at least have someone else pee on them and get off on that but your own urine? that's just low.
Hahahaha I wouldn't doubt they do that, I remember someone on collarme had to message me about my smoking vids and they were like "smoking kills u know!!!" and I was like "no wai it totally makes me immortal!" and they responded "It will make your poo taste bad and this slave would love to eat your shit for dayss....."

I was like
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