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Old 07-01-2013, 03:46 PM   #8471 (permalink)
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I think i'd need a keg the size of Texas to wash that bad taste outta my mouth. Not saying it ain't sweet DJ, but no hetero guy should ever go there.
I "tasted" myself through the eye once, let's just say if that experience was anything to go on it shan't be entering my system again. Although I do now make a conscious effort to avoid sparing girls the same treatment
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Old 07-01-2013, 03:48 PM   #8472 (permalink)
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yup. Pulled out the pork sword last night and made sweet, sweet love.
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Yep, twice on Saturday in the morning then later on in the afternoon. I got complimented again on my sweet cum. The first time I heard that, I thought the girl I was with was just being nice when she said it but getting the compliment again from a different girl. I guess it must be true. I'm not tasting it myself to find out.
Nice one, you'll be pleased. Is she your girl friend or just a friend with benefits?
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Old 07-01-2013, 03:51 PM   #8473 (permalink)
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Nice one, you'll be pleased. Is she your girl friend or just a friend with benefits?
just a friend with benefits. We wouldn't work out in a relationship.
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Old 07-01-2013, 03:55 PM   #8474 (permalink)
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Is anyone getting sex? Giggidy giggidy!
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:04 PM   #8475 (permalink)
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Like clementine oranges the time I last tasted but I was eating mostly that

I have this move that dudes always go nuts for, they finger me and I suck it off their fingers realllllllll slow
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:06 PM   #8476 (permalink)
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Seems like you've been gone for a long time Fred.
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:06 PM   #8477 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:08 PM   #8478 (permalink)
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Seems like you've been gone for a long time Fred.
Work has been real busy. Miss me?
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:11 PM   #8479 (permalink)
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Work has been real busy. Miss me?
Nah, she's like, fuck you Thomas.
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