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Old 06-22-2013, 05:10 PM   #8451 (permalink)
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Thats enough out of you for today Franco Pepe!
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Oh Rez. My brother Rez. You are so funny. So very funny. We must go out and Rumba together. Find some strippers. Get lots of booties rezz.
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Old 06-22-2013, 09:38 PM   #8452 (permalink)
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Oh Rez. My brother Rez. You are so funny. So very funny. We must go out and Rumba together. Find some strippers. Get lots of booties rezz.
Lol that was surprisingly dead on.
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Old 06-22-2013, 09:57 PM   #8453 (permalink)
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Lol that was surprisingly dead on.
That's what he said.

But yeah it totally was.
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Lol that was surprisingly dead on.
How do you know I'm not actually him?I could honestly be Ass Napkin Ed and literally no one would know
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:16 AM   #8455 (permalink)
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FANNY GOT HER FANNY BOABIED

FANNY GOT HER FANNY BOABIED

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Fanny got her fanny boabied HAHAHA!!! Why are you not Scottish?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Fanny got her fanny boabied HAHAHA!!! Why are you not Scottish?
Check my new location boo

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I hear there's a peadophile cult over there? :/






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Old 07-01-2013, 02:49 PM   #8458 (permalink)
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Is anyone getting sex? Giggidy giggidy!
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Is anyone getting sex? Giggidy giggidy!
yup. Pulled out the pork sword last night and made sweet, sweet love.
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Yep, twice on Saturday in the morning then later on in the afternoon. I got complimented again on my sweet cum. The first time I heard that, I thought the girl I was with was just being nice when she said it but getting the compliment again from a different girl. I guess it must be true. I'm not tasting it myself to find out.
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