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Old 06-07-2013, 08:14 PM   #8441 (permalink)
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Feck, take all my money, I want the sex, the drugs and the rock and roll baby.
You have to promise to send him back in relatively decent shape
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Old 06-07-2013, 08:15 PM   #8442 (permalink)
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You have to promise to send him back in relatively decent shape
Hehe, I might break his dick. But I'll heal it before I send him back.
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Old 06-07-2013, 08:21 PM   #8443 (permalink)
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Hehe, I might break his dick. But I'll heal it before I send him back.
You wouldn't! lol
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Old 06-07-2013, 08:46 PM   #8444 (permalink)
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You wouldn't! lol


For you darling, I'd do anything.
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:19 PM   #8445 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2013, 10:37 AM   #8446 (permalink)
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Right, so someone asked me this today and I figured it might be interesting if I proposed it to the libido kids over here:

You are approached by a porn director who offers you a one-off performance in a 30 minute standard porn film with an average-looking member of the opposite sex. You have to show your face but your name won't be included in the title. What is the minimum amount of money you'd need to be paid to be willing to participate in your current financial situation?
I don't know, I imagine for it not to be some skeazy internet video with almost guaranteed Herpes the scale would have to be in the thousands in the first place. Of course I have no idea how much mainstream cocksmen get paid in the first place. I'd probably do it for cheap though.


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What if your partner was of the same sex?
Why not?

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What if the film was made in a sleazy studio, you had no idea if your partner was clean of STIs and protection was a no-no?
Eh...no.

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What if at some point in the film something had to go up your anus?
Depends what it was. Strap-on? Hell yeah! Glass jar? Eh...no.

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What if at some point in the film your partner had to poo on your chest?
*vomit*

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What if at some point in the film you had to poo on your partner's chest?
Only if it was okay if I threw up.

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What if the other actor was taken out of the film entirely and it was just 15 minutes of you masturbating?
I already do that for free so why not make a few shekels off of my self-abuse?
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Old 06-22-2013, 10:38 AM   #8447 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2013, 11:51 AM   #8448 (permalink)
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That is all.
Ahhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit someone got laid.
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Old 06-22-2013, 03:21 PM   #8449 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2013, 05:08 PM   #8450 (permalink)
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Thats enough out of you for today Franco Pepe!
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