The Sexual Experience Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Ewww gross Batty

Hey, I wasn't just talking to BD.

[Circe]

Right, so someone asked me this today and I figured it might be interesting if I proposed it to the libido kids over here:

You are approached by a porn director who offers you a one-off performance in a 30 minute standard porn film with an average-looking member of the opposite sex. You have to show your face but your name won't be included in the title. What is the minimum amount of money you'd need to be paid to be willing to participate in your current financial situation?

What if your partner was of the same sex? What if the film was made in a sleazy studio, you had no idea if your partner was clean of STIs and protection was a no-no? What if at some point in the film something had to go up your anus? What if at some point in the film your partner had to poo on your chest? What if at some point in the film you had to poo on your partner's chest? What if the other actor was taken out of the film entirely and it was just 15 minutes of you masturbating?

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Circe

Right, so someone asked me this today and I figured it might be interesting if I proposed it to the libido kids over here:

You are approached by a porn director who offers you a one-off performance in a 30 minute standard porn film with an average-looking member of the opposite sex. You have to show your face but your name won't be included in the title. What is the minimum amount of money you'd need to be paid to be willing to participate in your current financial situation?

What if your partner was of the same sex? What if the film was made in a sleazy studio, you had no idea if your partner was clean of STIs and protection was a no-no? What if at some point in the film something had to go up your anus? What if at some point in the film your partner had to poo on your chest? What if at some point in the film you had to poo on your partner's chest? What if the other actor was taken out of the film entirely and it was just 15 minutes of you masturbating?

A shit ton. It's more lucrative to just specialise in fetishes like smoking or feet, because not only do they pay more, you don't really do anything embarrassing

[FRED HALE SR.]

I'd roll on it for a few hundred dollars and request a 36 pack of Busch. I wouldn't crap on the other persons chest until I was done with the 36 pack of Busch though.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I'd roll on it for a few hundred dollars and request a 36 pack of Busch. I wouldn't crap on the other persons chest until I was done with the 36 pack of Busch though.

I had an ex who did something similar....

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Hermione

I had an ex who did something similar....

He loved the cock. Nothing you can do when its love at first cock girl.

[Paul Smeenus]

$200 is all I can afford to pay.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

$200 is all I can afford to pay.

I'll crap on your chest free of charge then.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

He loved the cock. Nothing you can do when its love at first cock girl.

Not the same ex, lmao

This is the one who tried to fist me, got every girl he dated (except me, thank u antisemitic ovaries) pregnant even someone when we were dating still...., and the one who liked to eat Taco Bell Fire sauce out of the girl before me's ass (she reciprocated)

[zombie kid]

Originally Posted by Circe

Right, so someone asked me this today and I figured it might be interesting if I proposed it to the libido kids over here:

You are approached by a porn director who offers you a one-off performance in a 30 minute standard porn film with an average-looking member of the opposite sex. You have to show your face but your name won't be included in the title. What is the minimum amount of money you'd need to be paid to be willing to participate in your current financial situation?

What if your partner was of the same sex? What if the film was made in a sleazy studio, you had no idea if your partner was clean of STIs and protection was a no-no? What if at some point in the film something had to go up your anus? What if at some point in the film your partner had to poo on your chest? What if at some point in the film you had to poo on your partner's chest? What if the other actor was taken out of the film entirely and it was just 15 minutes of you masturbating?

I'd have to be paid a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY. Even more if the other person is male...