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Old 06-03-2013, 11:07 AM   #8391 (permalink)
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Fair enough, I will say fingering myself then.
Excellent. That's a much sexier word for a girl to use. I don't think there's any word that can make whacking off sound sexy for a dude.
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Old 06-03-2013, 03:37 PM   #8392 (permalink)
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Excellent. That's a much sexier word for a girl to use. I don't think there's any word that can make whacking off sound sexy for a dude.


What about tendering the meat curtains?
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:19 PM   #8393 (permalink)
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Whats up with all the sexy in this thread lately? Batlord and Vanilla are really heatin thiyangs up in here.
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:45 PM   #8394 (permalink)
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Whats up with all the sexy in this thread lately? Batlord and Vanilla are really heatin thiyangs up in here.
There's always sex when I'm around.
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:49 PM   #8395 (permalink)
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There's always sex when I'm around.
I noticed.
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:34 PM   #8396 (permalink)
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I noticed.


You love it.
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:18 PM   #8397 (permalink)
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You love it.
Sex >>> this thread though, lol
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:21 PM   #8398 (permalink)
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Sex >>> this thread though, lol
That's true. That's very true. Ah, sex.
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Old 06-04-2013, 03:13 AM   #8399 (permalink)
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So tonight I decide to screw myself with a *****, and I literally came after 2 minutes and squirted all over my hand as I was pulling the ***** out! I've never had that happen before, the only time I squirted was with an ex. So I feel like I'm at a point sexually now where I really know my body and I can bring myself to maximum pleasure in a short amount of time. Has anyone else experienced squirting?
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Old 06-04-2013, 07:05 AM   #8400 (permalink)
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Nope, tbh I think it would completely turn me off if it happened while I was having sex.
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