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Old 05-26-2013, 09:19 PM   #8291 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2013, 09:21 PM   #8292 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2013, 09:24 PM   #8293 (permalink)
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I always hated that job (bartender). Too many demands all at once.
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Old 05-26-2013, 09:31 PM   #8294 (permalink)
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Woke up this mornin 5:30 with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my ***, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did all dat ****.
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How was it? Did he have a big dick?
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Biggest I've had, holy ****, and I've been consistently fortunate in that department. It was great. The whole situation is great. I feel great.
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Biggest I've had, holy ****, and I've been consistently fortunate in that department. It was great. The whole situation is great. I feel great.
Omg I'm so happy for you!!! and totally jealous!!!
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Biggest I've had, holy ****, and I've been consistently fortunate in that department. It was great. The whole situation is great. I feel great.
Prolonged afterglow. Nice.
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