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Old 05-20-2013, 06:20 PM   #8131 (permalink)
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Why didn't you just continue with the oral? Good job though.
I should have, but it was all sweaty and a little gross down there, so I refrained.
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:21 PM   #8132 (permalink)
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I almost did it guys! Told her to just relax and went down on her very suave for a good 10 minutes and completely went ham on her. We stopped cause I wasn't wearing a rubber, but she told me she was about to cum if I hadn't of stopped. Major boost to my confidence.

Major shout outs to Duga, Hermione, and Vanilla. Not Ass Napkin ed, I think he's a bit of a douche.
Damn, that sounds like a good time
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:21 PM   #8133 (permalink)
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I should have, but it was all sweaty and a little gross down there, so I refrained.
WTF You gotta suck it up bro, there is no crying in Oral.
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WTF You gotta suck it up bro, there is no crying in Oral.
I'm a pussy, no pun intended.
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Sometimes a dong after oral can get me off, at least most times. Okay all the time. Maybe make damn sure you have a condom next time
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Sometimes a dong after oral can get me off, at least most times. Okay all the time. Maybe make damn sure you have a condom next time
Yep, I'd say "lesson learned" in this case. Condoms are necessary sometimes but a total nuisance.
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Sometimes a dong after oral can get me off, at least most times. Okay all the time. Maybe make damn sure you have a condom next time
Two beautiful words: The Pill
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Or IUD. Never have to worry about forgetting a pill.
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