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Old 05-20-2013, 11:40 AM   #8091 (permalink)
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Not if she's getting off on it. You could wash the dishes while your mouth is full of muff and noone would care.
Not to mention the things you could do with the sink hose...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:42 AM   #8092 (permalink)
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There actually is a dishwashing fetish

who knew
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:45 AM   #8093 (permalink)
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Yes, this helps a lot actually.
And it will improve sensation for her. Win win.

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Or just bring her to the edge of the bed so you can kneel on the floor. Or do it on a chair or couch.
Yeah, edge of the bed works too.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:46 AM   #8094 (permalink)
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I just assume there is a fetish for everything. For example, I'm sure at least one person in the world gets turned on by people who are exactly 5'4'', brunette, with a tattoo of Angus Young from the cover of High Voltage on her left butt cheek, and eating a Reuben while they do it doggy style.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:48 AM   #8095 (permalink)
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I just assume there is a fetish for everything. For example, I'm sure at least one person in the world gets turned on by people who are exactly 5'4'', brunette, with a tattoo of Angus Young from the cover of High Voltage on her left butt cheek, and eating a Reuben while they do it doggy style.
I'm THAT guy. Especially if she shares the Reuben.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:50 AM   #8096 (permalink)
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I just assume there is a fetish for everything. For example, I'm sure at least one person in the world gets turned on by people who are exactly 5'4'', brunette, with a tattoo of Angus Young from the cover of High Voltage on her left butt cheek, and eating a Reuben while they do it doggy style.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:51 AM   #8097 (permalink)
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That's definitely a turn off. Reubens are disgusting.
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That's definitely a turn off. Reubens are disgusting.
What about a Monte Cristo?
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:56 AM   #8099 (permalink)
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There actually is a dishwashing fetish

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Everytime she does the dishes I get a gigantic hard-on.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:56 AM   #8100 (permalink)
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What about a Monte Cristo?
Only if we can make out while she's eating it. Mmmm. I call it baby bird sex.



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