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Old 05-18-2013, 12:02 PM   #8051 (permalink)
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I would but this thread is about as sexy as a gunshot wound to the elephant man's head.
Oh you're just jealous because I'm using someone else as my sex slave.

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Or a penis. It'll be like Inception.


If it's a small enough caliber gun then that's just one more hole.
Consider it done, I will do a penis inside a penis.

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Old 05-18-2013, 12:04 PM   #8052 (permalink)
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Or a penis. It'll be like Inception.
What if she cuts you? You into that?
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:08 PM   #8053 (permalink)
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What if she cuts you? You into that?
Oh wow! **** just got serious....

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Old 05-18-2013, 12:10 PM   #8054 (permalink)
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What if she cuts you? You into that?
Blood is just one more kind of lube.
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:12 PM   #8055 (permalink)
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It will be like I have my period! You guys know how to get me off
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:03 PM   #8056 (permalink)
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Okay I really need a female's opinion on this one.

How do I give you gals an orgasm? Is it just continual, consistent thrusting? Or something more? I just don't get it.
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Okay I really need a female's opinion on this one.

How do I give you gals an orgasm? Is it just continual, consistent thrusting? Or something more? I just don't get it.
It's different for every person with a vagina. If they know, ask them and they'l show you if they know themselves. Otherwise, it's looking like you'll have to do some experimenting with her on what feels good Most of all relax & don't judge yourself on making someone else have an orgasm. It's most important that you relax and have fun with your partner

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It's different for every person with a vagina. If they know, ask them and they'l show you if they know themselves. Otherwise, it's looking like you'll have to do some experimenting with her on what feels good Most of all relax & don't judge yourself on making someone else have an orgasm. It's most important that you relax and have fun with your partner

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Thanks Hermione. My old ladies leaving for a month to Ecuador and I desperately want to give her a raging, screaming, passionate orgasm before she goes.
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Thanks Hermione. My old ladies leaving for a month to Ecuador and I desperately want to give her a raging, screaming, passionate orgasm before she goes.
http://dearvulva.tumblr.com/post/496...achieve-female

This seems like it knows what it's talking about, try this. Glad I can help.
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Old 05-19-2013, 12:39 PM   #8060 (permalink)
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He's joking right, I mean you've been ****ing her for how long and you've never given her an orgasm? Holy **** it's a miracle she still lets you **** her so why even bother
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