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Old 05-18-2013, 10:14 AM   #8031 (permalink)
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Is he the kind of guy that would love to watch though?
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There's only one way to find out
I'll keep him company if he feels uncomfortable.

That came out far gayer then I intended it to. Screw it. Nothing wrong with a bit of the D.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-18-2013, 10:59 AM   #8032 (permalink)
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I love when you talk dirty. Mmm....you're delicious!


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I'll keep him company if he feels uncomfortable.

That came out far gayer then I intended it to. Screw it. Nothing wrong with a bit of the D.
PLEASE! That's just your excuse for wanting to show up and watch, lol.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:09 AM   #8033 (permalink)
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PLEASE! That's just your excuse for wanting to show up and watch, lol.
Why can't we turn it into a good ol' fashioned orgy? We can start out with a little gay fondling and then move on to the group sex. Someone has to bring a plastic sheet though or else we'll all have to sleep on the wet spot.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:12 AM   #8034 (permalink)
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Why can't we turn it into a good ol' fashioned orgy? We can start out with a little gay fondling and then move on to the group sex. Someone has to bring a plastic sheet though or else we'll all have to sleep on the wet spot.
Well that's up to Vanilla. She'd be the guest of honour so it depends on her opinion of how hot and good looking we all are.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:14 AM   #8035 (permalink)
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Well that's up to Vanilla. She'd be the guest of honour so it depends on her opinion of how hot and good looking we all are.
No offense, but fuck that skank. You should all be thankful for your good fortune to be able to witness the gloriousness of my pelvic avenger. Now get on your knees and worship me.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:23 AM   #8036 (permalink)
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Well that's up to Vanilla. She'd be the guest of honour so it depends on her opinion of how hot and good looking we all are.
Are you kidding? You're all bloody sexy as hell but that's not just why I'm going gay for a night. I worship you!

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No offense, but fuck that skank. You should all be thankful for your good fortune to be able to witness the gloriousness of my pelvic avenger. Now get on your knees and worship me.


Batlord has spoken. I'm not a slammed you little bitch! *slap* Oh you like that do ya?

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Old 05-18-2013, 11:25 AM   #8037 (permalink)
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I think this would be a good theme song for an MB S&M orgy.



Now command me, Mistress Dita.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:30 AM   #8038 (permalink)
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Are you kidding? You're all bloody sexy as hell but that's not just why I'm going gay for a night. I worship you!
That's right, we're all sexy.
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:30 AM   #8039 (permalink)
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I think this would be a good theme song for an MB S&M orgy.



Now command me, Mistress Dita.
I love Dita, she's ridiculously beautiful and does amazing shows.

I think this would be a great start, a litlle strip show with nipple tassles!
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Old 05-18-2013, 11:32 AM   #8040 (permalink)
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I love Dita, she's ridiculously beautiful and does amazing shows.

I think this would be a great start, a little strip show with nipple tassles!
Sounds good, but what will you be doing?
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