The Sexual Experience Thread

The Batlord · 05-10-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I've never given a blowjob...

Oh come on! This is obviously a pretext for a "Well then allow me to teach you" joke. The Batlord doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

Ass Napkin Ed · 05-10-2013, 12:23 PM

Does the "..." imply that there's a second part to that sentence as in "I've never given a blowjob...on a Monday afternoon b/c unless you've never been in r/ship/dated or are under the age of consent (even then) that sentence is hard to believe

FETCHER. · 05-10-2013, 12:43 PM

I've just never given one. There's no reasons behind it really and I certain dont want Batlord the sexual deviant to teach me. Wouldn't do it for anyone unless he was my boyfriend of a while I guess.

And the Ellipsis was there because I was waiting for a reaction, seen as Dan keeps bricks under his pillow for chicks like me

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Ass Napkin Ed · 05-10-2013, 01:00 PM

In the words of Chris rock "do they still make girls like you, has that factory *not* closed"

& the guys you date don't object?

edit-*not*

Paul Smeenus · 05-10-2013, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I've just never given one. There's no reasons behind it really and I certain dont want Batlord the sexual deviant to teach me. Wouldn't do it for anyone unless he was my boyfriend of a while I guess.

And the Ellipsis was there because I was waiting for a reaction, seen as Dan keeps bricks under his pillow for chicks like me

.

I'll give you major props for knowing (...) is called an ellipsis. Bonus points for anyone that knows the name for (....)

FETCHER. · 05-10-2013, 01:20 PM

I'm not as stupid as I look

FETCHER. · 05-10-2013, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ass napkin ed

In the words of Chris rock "do they still make girls like you, has that factory still closed"

& the guys you date don't object?

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

FRED HALE SR. · 05-10-2013, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

Its not gonna suck itself.

Ass Napkin Ed · 05-10-2013, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Never been in a fully exclusive relationship so if they had to object they can take that shiit elsewhere.

So are you saying you'll have sex w/ a guy, but you just won't give him oral unless you're in a committed r/ship

FETCHER. · 05-10-2013, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ass napkin ed

So are you saying you'll have sex w/ a guy, but you just won't give him oral unless you're in a committed r/ship

No I don't feel that comfortable with the idea of giving a blowjob which is why I've never given one. For a boyfriend I would do it, yes. Would it be in my own time? Yes.

05-10-2013, 12:23 PM	#7992 (permalink)
Ass Napkin Ed Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Nu Yuk Zity Posts: 57	Does the "..." imply that there's a second part to that sentence as in "I've never given a blowjob...on a Monday afternoon b/c unless you've never been in r/ship/dated or are under the age of consent (even then) that sentence is hard to believe __________________ I'll take the worst of Metallica, Kanye, Jay z, Journey & U2 over the "best" of Eminem, The Beatles, Nas and Elvis any day. It's simple math, genius at it's worst or trash at it's best.

05-10-2013, 01:00 PM	#7994 (permalink)
Ass Napkin Ed Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Nu Yuk Zity Posts: 57	In the words of Chris rock "do they still make girls like you, has that factory not closed" & the guys you date don't object? edit-not __________________ I'll take the worst of Metallica, Kanye, Jay z, Journey & U2 over the "best" of Eminem, The Beatles, Nas and Elvis any day. It's simple math, genius at it's worst or trash at it's best. Last edited by Ass Napkin Ed; 05-10-2013 at 01:28 PM.