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Old 05-09-2013, 03:35 PM   #7981 (permalink)
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ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.
"Auto" means self.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:36 PM   #7982 (permalink)
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A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:37 PM   #7983 (permalink)
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"Auto" means self.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:50 PM   #7984 (permalink)
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A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth
Until you run into the girls who refuse to give blowjobs.

That's when you say
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that, it sounded like you said YOU GON LEARN TODAY!"
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:52 PM   #7985 (permalink)
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Until you run into the girls who refuse to give blowjobs.

That's when you say
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that, it sounded like you said YOU GON LEARN TODAY!"
I keep a brick under my pillow for those kind of girls.
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:56 PM   #7986 (permalink)
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A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth
Then you return the favour, of course!
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:01 PM   #7987 (permalink)
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Then you return the favour, of course!
Always, thats one of my favourite things ever. I love giving. Huge turn on for me.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:05 PM   #7988 (permalink)
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Always, thats one of my favourite things ever. I love giving. Huge turn on for me.
I'm the same way as long as she showers first
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:56 AM   #7989 (permalink)
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You might as well tell us anyway!
No, no. The moment has passed and it would just be lame. All I'll tell you is that it involved sticking one's genitalia in the gas tank.
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Old 05-10-2013, 11:28 AM   #7990 (permalink)
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I've never given a blowjob...
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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