Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.

"Auto" means self.

Laces Out Dan!

05-09-2013 08:36 PM

A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth ;)

P A N

05-09-2013 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1317334)

"Auto" means self.

touche.

djchameleon

05-09-2013 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan! (Post 1317452)

A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth ;)

Until you run into the girls who refuse to give blowjobs.

That's when you say
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that, it sounded like you said YOU GON LEARN TODAY!"

Laces Out Dan!

05-09-2013 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1317460)

Until you run into the girls who refuse to give blowjobs.

That's when you say
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that, it sounded like you said YOU GON LEARN TODAY!"

I keep a brick under my pillow for those kind of girls.

Burning Down

05-09-2013 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laces Out Dan! (Post 1317452)

A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth ;)

Then you return the favour, of course!

Laces Out Dan!

05-09-2013 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1317466)

Then you return the favour, of course!