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P A N 05-08-2013 06:04 PM
Wtf is auto-sucking?

duga 05-08-2013 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by P A N (Post 1317053)
Wtf is auto-sucking?
I have a few guesses, but I definitely didn't want to ask.

Engine 05-08-2013 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by HighOnBread (Post 1317039)
I sh*t you not, but I can Auto-Suck myself.
Do you cum in your own mouth?

Burning Down 05-08-2013 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1317027)
No your own hands silly! :p:
Don't mind me, I skipped right to the last post :laughing:

Quote:
Originally Posted by P A N (Post 1317053)
Wtf is auto-sucking?
Being bendy enough to be able to give yourself a blow job.

P A N 05-08-2013 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1317097)
Being bendy enough to be able to give yourself a blow job.
ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.

Burning Down 05-08-2013 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by P A N (Post 1317098)
ok... but what's with the use of the word "auto"? isn't "i can suck myself (off)" a little less... uh... robotish? lol

first scene of Short Bus comes to mind.

anyway. noted.
I guess, lol. The actual term for it is "autofellatio".

Cuthbert 05-08-2013 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1316803)
So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.
Yes I'm left handed, learned to use my right when I broke two metacarpals in my left hand (boxer's fracture) though, learned to roll spliffs one handed too.

My preferred choice is my left though. Sometimes even use both at the same time :cool:

Paul Smeenus 05-08-2013 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1317105)
I guess, lol. The actual term for it is "autofellatio".

Either way I'd be giving head to my car.

I'd rather do something new.

The Batlord 05-09-2013 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1317119)
Either way I'd be giving head to my car.
Son of a bitch! I had a great blowjob/car joke all ready to go and right before I'm about to unleash it I see this.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-09-2013 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1316806)
Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1317233)
Son of a bitch! I had a great blowjob/car joke all ready to go and right before I'm about to unleash it I see this.
You might as well tell us anyway!


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