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Old 05-02-2013, 05:39 PM   #7851 (permalink)
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???? Even for the web your behavior is irrational, are you on meds?
Not really. She's perfectly normal, maybe you're the problem?
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:40 PM   #7852 (permalink)
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ANd what if she told you to just deal with it?
would never happen. The ladies in this city are pretty much well groomed (although I haven't been out for a while) the worst I've ever encountered was the full top but, the hair was short plus it was a ONS so a complaint would have been awkward & meaningless
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So why not ask to shave her?
I can't keep my hand steady when i'm staring at pussy. Its a real shame actually.
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would never happen. The ladies in this city are pretty much well groomed (although I haven't been out for a while) the worst I've ever encountered was the full top but, the hair was short plus it was a ONS so a complaint would have been awkward & meaningless
You poor poor boy, the things you have to put up with.
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I can't keep my hand steady when i'm staring at pussy. Its a real shame actually.
You're too turned on by the kitty, that's okay. Would you instead do her anyway?
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You poor poor boy, the things you have to put up with.
I know, women right, smh
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I can't keep my hand steady when i'm staring at pussy. Its a real shame actually.
File that under **** you didn't need to tell me...


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would never happen. The ladies in this city are pretty much well groomed (although I haven't been out for a while) the worst I've ever encountered was the full top but, the hair was short plus it was a ONS so a complaint would have been awkward & meaningless
So stop having one night stands.
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I know, women right, smh
More like poor women, but like on here most don't put up with men treating them like crap.
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So stop having one night stands.
lol, that was most likely the dumbest thing ever said, congrats

I haven't had 1 in a while (although tempted nightly) as I'm in a r/ship
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lol, that was most likely the dumbest thing ever said, congrats

I haven't had 1 in a while (although tempted nightly) as I'm in a r/ship
So then why be in a relationship
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