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FRED HALE SR. 04-26-2013 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1311837)
What the hell am I doing here then
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.

Burning Down 04-26-2013 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1311843)
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
At least you're being realistic!

Janszoon 04-26-2013 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1311843)
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
With my patented new procedure you can!

The Batlord 04-27-2013 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1311771)
What if they have a pretty face but a mediocre body?
Define mediocre. If we're talking about a whale with droopy muffin top and tits like old socks, then no. Probably. If they're just kinda unspectacular then it's all good. If we're talking too skinny, then that might be a case by case basis.

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1311837)
What the hell am I doing here then
Someone has to watch.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-27-2013 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1311672)

I just realized I did that. Must have been tired!

I don't blame you. There should be a test for that sort of thing, haha
I thought it was cute. :)

There definitely should!! Good idea. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1311738)
* Notice to All Women of MB Who Aren't Fugly *


Need volunteers for study. Details upon removal of clothes.
:laughing:

*tumbleweed blows by*

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1311763)
That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.
Exactly, the men included. ;)

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1311843)
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
Who would want to look like David Hasselhoff? :crazy:

Edit: way too many smilies in my post.

Burning Down 04-27-2013 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1312118)
Define mediocre. If we're talking about a whale with droopy muffin top and tits like old socks, then no. Probably. If they're just kinda unspectacular then it's all good. If we're talking too skinny, then that might be a case by case basis.
Yeah I mean that, basically, haha. I'd feel the same about a guy like that, I think.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1312118)
Someone has to watch.
:tramp:

Paul Smeenus 04-27-2013 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1312118)
Someone has to watch.


Dude, with all due respect, assuming you're talking about your "study", I'd honestly only be slightly less interested in watching my neighbor's cat take a dump.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-28-2013 09:28 PM
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.

Dr_Rez 04-28-2013 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1312842)
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.
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Burning Down 04-28-2013 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1312842)
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.
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